Obama wants to solve the race issue over a Pabst Blue Ribbon and a bottle of Ripple.

This guy thinks alcohol is the solution to every problem.

Well.....BYE!

I'm going to call every bartender on the boat Issac. I bet they will love that.

I hope I get to meet Elke Sommers.

Jim DeMint has a sad

"It's disappointing that President Obama has lowered the discourse of this important debate with false personal attacks," he said in a statement. "Beyond the fact that the President's accusations are patently false, it is disturbing that he and his team would respond to a policy debate with political attack ads."

HAHAHA! What a fag.

So Typical, this is the guy who could care less that people are denied coverage, going bankrupt and spending all of their retirement and kids college funds on healthcare, he was called out by Obama (who didn't use his name BTW) and now he is acting all butthurt.

I move him up to Chris Daughty level of Douchebag.

Why didn't this happen yesterday?

Cheater!

The white dog at the end was named Bush 2000.

Take your kid to the circus.

I'd love to see these asswipes get stomped. Of course since this video is from PETA the right wing will find some way to justify it.

Carville Pwns Cheney

Lots of good stuff here, but Carville nails it in the last 10 seconds. The Republicans have to cowtow the extreme nutballs in their party because it's all they have left. The teabaggers and the birthers rule the Republicans, ROTFL!!!!

For Jim

Bush did 9/11. prove me wrong.

Would a video of Obama squezing out of his mom's vag under an American flag and landing in an apple pie be enough for these nutballs? My guess is no.

I actually feel sorry for this Republican guy, trying to hold a rational town hall meeting. oh well, you reap what you sow.

Conservative taint lick Glenn Beck goes all freaky

Spread your cheeks Republicans, Becks here for your rimjob.

Internet dog is confused by Internet cat.

Please tape your cat watching this and put it on the internet, then someone else tape their dog watching that and put it on the internet. This could save the world.

Dog Confused By Internet Cat @ Yahoo! Video

Twitter is dum.

After much trial and error I've decided that the bathroom is by far the best room in the house for pooping in.

Whoa! Just found 3 extra inches on my penis. (in case any ex-girlfriends are reading my Twitter)


You know those plastic cones they put on dogs' heads after surgery? I'm wearing one to stop me from trying to blow myself.

Obama to NAACP: "No excuses! No excuses! Okay, maybe one, 'My girl is trippin'.' But that's it."

"Rise and shine, sleepy head!" sounds so much creepier when you say it to the dead guy in your closet.

I'm pro gay rights and pro animal rights, but I can't get on board with gay animal rights. Those animals are fags.



How do I make my porn name again? My first pet was named "Hardmeat" and our street was "Johnson." Please advise.


I wish that God was black, but I don't think that he was because I can't picture him talking in a movie theater.

My grandfather was on the beach at Normandy. He didn't fight, he just went to the beach that day.

Stupid cat ruins my Quinella

Proof Republicans are on Crack.

Jeff Sessions Wants Some Crack - watch more funny videos

All you need is Love

Or in the case of the right wing, two minutes of hate.

White man's burden

Wanna see a guy walk off a cliff? I almost couldn't believe he was actually saying these things, then I remembered it's Pat Buchannan.

Not gonna happen.

The last time Limbaugh debated anything on TV he got his fat boil covered ass handed to him. He's like pretty much all Republicans. He's got nothing but critisims and insults. He has no idea how to fix anything, kinda like Sarah Palin. She was for cap an trade until Obama and congress started actually moving on it, now she writes a flop-ed saying it's socialist. What buffoons the right wing has become, they have no leaders and no real ideology, just stupid clowns regurgitating the same old platitudes. Yeah they'll keep pulling in the Joe the plumber dumbass crowds, but thats about it.

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

I play this when I masturbate.

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The finish line is closer than you think!!!

Because it worked so well last November.

The wingnuts are at it again. Judge Sonia Sotamay...Ayers?






BTW, I am so glad I did not add "drink an entire case of Tecate if a senator does a Ricky Ricardo impression" to my drinking game. That would've been bad.


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Obama ruins entire MLB season with girly throw.

That was a socialist, pallin around with terrorists pitch.

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The Nl lost for the 13th time in a row, but are protesting the validity of the game until they see Obamas birth certificate.


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This is going to save me lots of money.

You see the girl always wants me to pay double for the butt wiping.


Ha ha you're too fat to wipe your own ass!

Obama finishes speech on one Teleprompter.

Move over Captain Sully, theres a new hero in town.

SCOTUS drinking game

Drink once for "liberal activist"

Drink twice for "empathy".

Take a shot of tequilla for "wise latina"

Swallow a Viagra if Rush Limbaugh is mentioned.

Finish the bottle in front of you every time she shoots two pistols into the air and yells "Arriba Arriba!"

Drink a bloody mary for "unborn"

Swallow a bottle of Astrorglide if pubic hair or coke cans are brought up.

Here are some Guinea Pigs eating Watermelon

21st century technology being used at it's full advantage. Think of all the servers and routers and miles of cable that had to be laid to bring you this.

Works for me.

Why is this newsworthy? I think I'll watch it 10 more times to try to figure it out.

Right Wing Dr. gets Pwned!

Dennis is so getting laid by his hot wife after this.

I like how the right wing dipshit just shuts up and almost starts crying.

Drudge looking for an Emmit Till moment

Drudge's headline may as well be:
"Whatcha you doin' lookin' at that white girl boy?"

Trying to whip up furor where there is none is Drudge's specialty, a slimey scummy right wing shill doing what he does best.

Oh here's the full video......

Tonight..on a very special, Ow my balls....

Balls Of Steel - Watch more Funny Videos

Fox News guy let's it all hang out.

Wow even the bimbo kinda went "Huh"

Don't drop acid and watch this.

Utopia - Feet Don't Fail me Now

Republicans go All-in on failure.

Here is spiffy video that is really taking a risk. EVERYTHING that happens in the next year and a half is owned by Obama and the Democrats.

Looks like some people are hoping for the worst......what if things get better??????

You Tube Video favorited by most Republicans

I can't think of a better Michael Jackson Tribute than this

Click to Enjoy

I used to rub one out daily to this?

Joyce DeWitt gets arrested for DUI. Poor thing.

There is literally nothing going on in the entire world today.

Hahaha GWB has to pick up dog shit now, welcome to the party pal.

And here I thought we were the only ones having to clean up the mess he left behind.


One other funny thing, even in the hickest parts of Oklahoma the reporters are still hot asian women. Liberal or Conservative, we all can agree on one thing. Hot Asian women kick ass.


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You're not gonna have Sarah Palin to kick around anymore.

By golly that ol' Sarah Palin stood up for everyday freedom and Americans fighting socialism and working hard everyday to secure the borders and work toward energy independence. She's not gonna let that old mainstream media in their ivory towers sit up there and badmouth the United States of America. By golly she's just gonna up and quit so the great state of Alaska can grow and prosper and be free of the tyranny and stand up for liberty and comman sense and really try to get this country moving again so we can get back to the basics of freedom and drilling for offshore oil.


Seriously is this what the Republicans are going to trot out there is 2012.

Hell I could beat her.


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Why they call them wingnuts.

Here's a neat guy. He is openly rooting for Osama Bin Laden to strike again.
Kudos to Fox News for showing their true colors. They would rather have the country destroyed than have it succeed by a means other than theirs.