I have never...NEVER! Been drunk and obnoxious in Vegas

This is not me.

One step closer?

Mama, why is the economy so bad?

Because Barack Obama is the DEVIL!!!!


The “Oklahoma Citizen’s Proclamation for Morality” includes this language about the Democrats and the president:

WHEREAS, we believe our economic woes are consequences of our greater national moral crisis; and

WHEREAS, this nation has become a world leader in promoting abortion, pornography, same sex marriage, sex trafficking, divorce, illegitimate births, child abuse, and many other forms of debauchery; and

WHEREAS, alarmed that the Government of the United States of America is forsaking the rich Christian heritage upon which this nation was built; and

WHEREAS, grieved that the Office of the president of these United States has refused to uphold the long held tradition of past presidents in giving recognition to our National Day of Prayer; and

WHEREAS, deeply disturbed that the Office of the president of these United States disregards the biblical admonitions to live clean and pure lives by proclaiming an entire month to an immoral behavior;

My Netflix que is getting pretty thin.

Polar Bear has to wait till fall for cap and trade bill

John Bohner doesn't give a shit about Polar Bears.

Here's another funny pic




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THRILLER!!!!

OMG! OMG! He's really alive!!!

My first boner

I was about 7 when I first saw this commercial, and I remember something going on in my pants that I didn't understand....but I knew it was a good thing, and I liked it.



Good bye Farrah, you were kick ass.

And speaking of 7 year olds with boners, Michael Jackson died too. WOW, Ed McMahon, Farrah and Michael, that's a super trifecta.


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Toyota of Lewisville sucks ass!

Congrats to Toyota of Lewisville for blowing an all cash deal on a new Toyota Camry.

My lovely wife had made the deal and they were putting in an auto dimming mirror for her. She goes to pick it up today after returning her rental car and they jack up the price by $1000. "Oh the salesman made a mistake." Too fucking bad, honor the deal! They wouldn't budge, and she walked...good girl!

Anyway I had to fly back from Argentina (I was hiking) to go pick her up and we will be going to another dealership that has said he will match the price on the exact same car.

We'll see, I'm going along, because if those scumbag car salesman see a woman alone they try anything they can get away with.

They are worse than Republicans.

Alive and well and chilling in Argentina

Well, ol' Mark Sanford is now saying he was in Argentina last weekend. Probably because there is no socialism there. He had to get away from the stimulus and clear his tired head.

Something tells me there is alot more going on here.

So we got Sarah Palin, Rick Perry, Bobby Jindal and now Sanford all thoroughly embarrassing themselves on a weekly basis. Times are good.




UPDATE: GOVERNOR SANFORD ADMITS AFFAIR WITH WOMAN FROM ARGENTINA; RESIGNS FROM REPUBLICAN GOVERNORS ASSOCIATION

Well, he did say he wanted to "do" something exotic

Stay thirsty my friends....


and of course on cue, Fox News tries the old party switcheroo.....







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Obama still smokes, and he hides it from his family

What else is he hiding? OMG, I think we all made a big mistake!

Ed McMahon is dead. You are correct sir.

He should have sold Top Shelf Dogfood.

This was me when George Bush got re-elected.

You know how I know your gay?

When you get real mad you shove the tv remote up your butt.

It was all fake and pre arranged.

They fooled me. The big phonies. Maybe Glen Beck is right?

I'm Glad IRAAAAAN, IRAN's so far away.

I got nuthin.

People trust Satan more than Republicans

Here is a funny poll. People would rather have the Pharmaceutical and Health care companies run the show than the Republicans in congress.

Good Luck in 2010 guys!

The guy under the seats must be loving this.

Here are some morally self-righteous folks so upset at the David Letterman joke, they just can't help but to call his wife a slut and his child a bastard.

Are they hypocritical ass wipes? You betcha.






Just in case you didn't get the headline.

Didn't know by brother was Jamie Gold

Home after another decent Vegas trip, I won most of my $1500 WSOP buy-in back, so no harm done. My brother and I were entering several tourneys together and splitting the cashes. I soft played him in one that only paid top two, so we could take all the money. Then on the last day he wins one that pays $1500 and says we never had a deal on that one.

Whatever. Lesson learned. He's a Republican, should've known better.


UPDATE Under extreme pressure from the ACLU and ACORN it looks like he's gonna pay up.......


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Vegas Day 3

Too bad they don't give WSOP bracelets for looking cool. I'd win every time.

Of course, after I bomb out in the WSOP I win a rinky dink tourney at the Monte Carlo for $575. Might end up breaking even on this trip, just need to money one more time.

And.....it's over for me.

Started off good building my stack to $6000, then lost down to $2000. Tripled up to $6500 and was in for $3000 on a four way pot where I needed an A,K or spade to rocket up to $14000, didn't come and I was drifing downward to $2200 where I went all in with AQ vs JJ and came up empty.

Oh well, pletny of small tournies to play tonight and tomorrow.

I will return.

Vegas Pipe Dream - Day 1

Tomorrow is my event in the World Series of Poker, I hope for a quiet last day of work, a smooth flight tonight, a good nights rest, and to catch some cards tomorrow.










The 7 point plan.

1. Don't be the first guy out
2. Win a pot
3. Make it to First Break
4. Make it thru Day 1
5. Make the Money
6. Make the Final Table
7. Win

Updates to follow.......


Well, it wasn't the smoothest day, but I am here and I have bought in. Shook Chris "Jesus" Ferguson and Andy Blocks hands. The scene is very cool, all the pro's were there, along with a massive throng of lemmings and wanabees.

Can't decide if I am a lemming or a wannabee.



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It starts with one

God Hates Rick Perry

Texas Gov Rick Perry's collarbone seceded from itself yesterday in what is being called a Mountain Bike Accident.
And by Mountain Bike Accident they mean slippery rest stop men's room floor accident.

We hope his hair is alright.

The top 10 babes at the World Series of Poker

Liz Lieu

Evelyn Ng

Jamie Gold's mom

Heidi Northcott

Tiffany Michelle

Isabelle Mercier

Vanessa Rousso

Jennifer Tilly

Lacey Jones

Shannon Elizabeth

Just say no to Beer, Cigs and giving up a little covered tit.

Pretty much every day of my life

You are an IDIOT!

I've been called worse, one guy actually said I was a Republican once.

Holy Crap!

The world series of Poker is under way at the cavernous poker room of the Rio Hotel in beautiful Las Vegas Nevada.

The first $1000 No Limit Hold 'em event drew a record breaking 6012 players. The most ever for a non-main event tourney.
Day one had to be split into 1a and 1b, making this a 4 day event.

June 13th the $1500 NLHE event has my name on it.......

If it were me, I'd never leave the house

Here's Obama lover Chris Matthews getting a new thrill up his leg over the GOP mocking Obama for actually having a hittable wife.

C'mon Gop give him a break, you know after dinner and a Broadway show, she gonna throw a mean one. Now I admit it's no dominican republic 12 year old or sexting 16 year old pages, but us Democrats like our sex with adult women.....6ft tall black women....(drool)

Blood on his hands?

Fox News is harmless, they're just entertainers!