Fat pedophile drug addict racist calls Supreme court nominee a racist.

And the chickenshit leader of the GOP refuses to condemn him.




The GOP is nothing but a bunch of con-artist money grubbing pigs. They follow the biggest scumbag in America.

The last moment of greatness from the kid.

Stu Ungar wins his 3rd Main event championship in 1997. Six months later he is found dead in his Hotel Room.

So many conpiracy theories surround this event. Were the blue glasses a cheating device? Why was this the only final table held outside? Where did the destitute drug addict get $10K to play in this event? Where did the prize money go? Why am I putting WSOP videos on this website?

The master defeated, an A-hole is born.

You better Run!

Here's something insane.



May as well enjoy this....slowly...slower...a little faster....yeah....that's it.

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Stupid occurs naturally. You can't regulate it.

This video makes global warming come shooting out my nose.




Seriously, not everyone in Texas is this dumb. Some of us moved here.

Oh no you Di'int!

Glenn Beck better get back to his warm little bunker at Fox News.

Think he regrets coming on this show?

I read the news today, oh boy.

Here are some great stories, that will make you feel all warm and safe about the human race.





and there's more.

Catholic reform school is kick ass


Michael Savage hates Rush Limbaugh????




I am so insane now there's only one thing that can bring me back.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty.

The Body vs. The Coward

This....is...AWESOME. I haven't liked Jesse Ventura this much since Wrestlemania 3.
He puts Hannity in a headlock and executes a kick ass DDT.

Limbaugh uses a picture of Nancy Pelosi when he Od's on Viagra

The Conservative media do not like Nancy Pelosi. When Rush Limbaugh gobbles a hand full of Viagra to get his 3mm penis fully erect, sometimes he worries that after 4 hours the 2cc of blood it takes to get that mushroom cap hard will be a huge drain on his cow heart. He pulls out a picture on Nancy to relieve himself. This is of course after the male escort he paid to defecate on him has left.

I have a headache

So here is the final hand from the 1988 WSOP

Cherry Flavored?

This commercial teaches guys that women want a man who will slobber all over their coochie like a mastiff licking a beef-flavored ice treat. I was taught that cunnilingus should be a delicate act of love making, like licking honey off the petal of a rose. So who am I supposed to listen to, this commercial or your mom?

I think that Beagle is really coming on to me.

Here's all the right wing hypocrites thinking gay marriage will lead to bestiality, pedophilia, incest, and not using coasters. I love Limbaugh's quotes in there. A drug addled, Viagra gobbling, hedonistic, sex tourist is griping about morality. Savage doesn't like when puffy white males infiltrate his gay porn collection, and O'Reilly wants to fuck a turtle.



I personally couldn't care less about gay marriage, but seeing the right wingers hair bleed over it, gives me a huge boner.





I think this sums up my thoughts on the subject.

I always wondered what happened to Lorenzo Lamas

Actually this looks kinda kick ass.

It's Mutual! Dick takes Limbaugh.

Well, here's a funny. Dickey Boy Cheney is officially on the Rush Limbaugh love train, throwing anyone who doesn't fall in the party line under the bus.
So fun to watch them disintegrate.

Lemonade

The annual White House Correspondence Dinner is always where everyone gets a free pass to say whatever they want. Bush joked around about looking for WMD in the oval office, so now the right wing tight asses are all upset about this?

Get real you pussies.





And you will all be happy to know I have reupped for another full year of Topshelfdogfood.com

High brow comedy, phone in music video postings, vegas blogs, and gamblng tips will not be silenced!

Someone explain this to me.

I don't get it.

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Today's long distance dedication

Today's long distance dedication comes from Billy Thompson who is away at sea and missing his high school sweetheart Debby Muntz. He writes:

Dear Debbie,
Today I realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. I miss you.

Now here's Air Supply, with Lost in Love.

I dare you to make it through all 6 minutes of this.

Sid and Marty Kroft Fried my brain

this is what I was watching in 1970 in my pj's eating lucky charms when you were up to you knees in rice patties, going up against charlie.

Joe Biden Says......

Check your kids for Swine Flu every day when they come home from school. These kids go to public school, which is the equivalent to a petri dish, with all the booger picking and zit popping. They share pencils and cheat off each other on tests. When they get home, put on a hazmat uniform, take their temperature and throw some of that de-lousing shit on them like in the Shawshank Redemption. This daily ritual will decrease your chance of getting this swine flu thing thats goin' around.

Obama beats a bunch of Girls.

Here is your president playing Basketball with a bunch of hot coeds. I guess the flu and the wars and the economy are all fixed? I'll take Barack -4.5.

Freisen Fire (I Want Revenge scratched)

Tomorrow is the first Saturday of May and that means only one thing to degenerate gamblers like me. The Kentucky Derby!!!!

I Want Revenge has the back speed and the Prime Power to blow this field away, the only worry I have is the unlucky 13th Post Position. So give me a $50 Win and Place on I Want Revenge.

UPDATE

I Want Revenge has been scratched due to injury, taking my second choice - Freisen Fire. The play is not as strong so put $30 Win and $20 to Place on Freisen Fire.

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Don't forget to wear your Rubbers

At the very least the flu pandemic has given the AM Hate Radio heathens a new fear based talking point on the immigration debate. So cover your coughs, don't eat fajitas, lay off the margaritas, and for god's sake don't watch Telemundo! I goes without saying you need to wait a good hour before walking on your lawn after it has been cut by your local immigrant.

The Mexican Aids Swine flu can't touch me, I built up a resistance at a Tijuana donkey show.