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It's like Mick Jagger is Obama, the Hell's Angels are the Democrats in Congress, and Meredith Hunter is Conservatism.

And the guy od'ing on Acid is Dick Cheney.

Come and party with us Sasha

Sasha Obama, who was playing in the East Wing of the executive mansion so as not to disturb her busy father, reported seeing the former first twins while riding her Big Wheel tricycle down the Cross Hall corridor. The frightening apparitions, the 7-year-old said, emerged out of thin air and were dressed in identical outfits consisting of spaghetti strap tank tops and denim skirts.


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Why do birds...suddenly appear....everytime.....you are near?

Whether you think you can, or you think you can't, you're right!

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Fuel for the soul

Obama Sails, Jindal Fails

Poor Bobby Jindal had to follow the great oratory skills of Barack Obama last night. Didn't Rush Limbaugh annoint this slumdog millionare guy as the next great Republican leader. Well he sucked. Sort of reminded me of this guy......

Mr. Mac is Ronald Reagan, and the kid is America.

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Congressional Address Drinking Game

Enjoy the stock markets great comeback tonight with this fun thing.
You might want to use watered down beer.


Every time Barack Obama says “This will not be easy.” take One sullen slurp.
or
“Challenging times.” — Try to drink from the side of your mouth without spilling.
“Bipartisan” or “bipartisanship.” — One shot, feel up somebody else’s girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse.
“Same old politics” and/or “politics as usual.” — Two quick gulps.
“Played by the rules.” — Ask somebody to get you another drink and then drink their drink while they’re in the kitchen.
“Recovery.” — One hit off your beverage. (You should have spares at hand.)
“Recovery.com” — Three drinks and punch anybody in the room who sort of looks like Biden.
“Resolve.” — Take a shot.
Camera stops on various “opposition” figures such as Cantor: If you’re male, do a line of meth and try to get another “straight” guy to blow you in the bathroom.
“Discipline.” — Take a very careful shot.
Camera stops on Hero Pilot “Andrew” Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger III: Women and children take a drink, men go outside and have a smoke.
“Breaking ground.” — One manly gulp.
“Infrastructure.” — Two sips and check the fridge for supplies.
Any mention of the Taliban: Put a “burqa” (pillowcase) over the heads of any women and gaily drink with your male friends.
“Aggressive action.” — Chug a beer or glass of wine.
Any variation of “best days are ahead.” — Finish all the booze in the house, weep.


Thanks to Wonkette......see that's what good people say when they steal material.

Remember when the last time the economy sucked?

Back in the 70's the economy really sucked, but everybody was having a good time. Do'in coke and having sex like crazy hyenias. Nowadays, everybody just wants to sit around and bitch about their 401K's like a bunch of tit babies. I'm glad I'm old enough to remember the good times.....


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F**k you other dog..F**K YOU!!!

I am enjoying this

Oh noes, the big fat meanie blowhard is losing his mind. This is what happens when can't satisfy a woman.

What's the difference between Limbaugh and Hitler? Hitler had one more nut.

If you have to have a credo, consider this

Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It's nothing to brag about. And those who preach faith and enable and elevate it are intellectual slave holders, keeping mankind in a bondage to fantasy and nonsense that has spawned and justified so much lunacy and destruction. Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think that they do. Most people would think it's wonderful when someone says, 'I'm willing Lord, I'll do whatever you want me to do.' Except that since there are no gods actually talking to us, that void is filled in by people with their own corruptions and limitations and agendas. Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you don't. How can I be so sure? Because I don't know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not. The only appropriate attitude for man to have about the big questions, is not the arrogant certitude that is the hallmark of religion, but doubt. Doubt is humble and that is what man needs to be, considering that human history is just a litany of getting shit dead wrong. Rational people, anti-religious, must end their timidity and come out of the closet and assert themselves. And those who consider themselves only moderately religious really need to look in the mirror and realize that the solace and comfort that religion brings you actually comes at a terrible price. If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence and sheer ignorance as religion is, you'd resign in protest. To do otherwise is to be an enabler. If the world does come to an end here, or wherever, or if it limps into the future decimated by the effects of religion-inspired nuclear terrorism, let's remember what the real problem was, that we learned how to precipitate mass death before we got passed the neurological disorder of wishing for it. That's it. Grow up, or die.

-Bill Maher, Religulous

haha...dog rides a bike....haha

haha...this is funny....haha
haha...your dog peed the rug...haha

Let's stimulate my bankroll!!

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Tonight's big Top 5 match up sees the Pitt Panthers getting 3 points at the Connecticut Huskies.

I've deliberated long and hard (giggle) at this and have gotten the inside info. My pick is.....




UCONN -3


UPDATE....I have fired my inside info sources...

Limbaugh can't use a computer

Rush the fat pig now is claiming the Democrats formatted the Stimulus bill in a PDF format so it couldn't be searched.

First of all, anyone who listens to this pedophile seriously couldn't find their ass with both hands. Secondly this stupid, fat, pill-addled, dominican boy-touching douchenozzle doesn't have a clue. TYPE THIS INTO GOOGLE YOU IDIOT:

American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009

Huh? The first thing that comes up is the PDF file of the bill.

Now, move the little mousy thing on it and click. Then hit CTRL+F and search for whatever you want.

See Dittoheads, doing something for yourself isn't so hard.

The future of the Republican party, indeed.

Right wing nutball fear machine

(Rush voice) You see, folks, this is what these people do, they start with Drudge for people who can use the internets, then Limbaugh reads it for old grannies and sales douche bags to listen to in the car. It gets filtered down to Fox News and gets drilled over and over tell they tell the lie enough time that the right wing lemmings accept it as fact.

Classic Controversy

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This. Is. AWESOME! Chicks running without bras. Smoking on the track. Slow motion disco replays. Lynda Carter and Farah Fawcett. Totally racist jokes. What more could you ask for.

If I could do that, I'd never leave the house.

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Obama calls on Huffington Post in first Press conference - Top Shelf Dogfood ignored.

President Barack Obama made history Monday night by calling on Huffington Post reporter Sam Stein during his first press conference. Top Shelf Dogfood reporter Eileen Left was vastly ignored for much of the night but did receive a fist bump later from Chuck Todd.

"It was refreshing to see an articulate, educated speaker up there for once," Left told the remaining milling reporters, "But I am disappointed my question on cutting funding for Dick Cheney's external artificial baboon heart was not called upon."

Left then stole a bottle of champagne and was seen leaving with Helen Thomas.

Wrong on so many levels

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Language warning!


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There's the Mu***er Fu***er I voted for

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Finally Obama comes out and says what I've been screaming for the last week.

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Goodbye old friend...

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Rumor has it the last of the Sigma Derby horse race games is going bye bye from the MGM Grand casino. It takes up too much space, is a bitch to maintain and doesn't make any money. So is my wife but I stuck with her! C'mon MGM Grand, keep some old school Vegas charm alive!!!!

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Perverted Arcade game ad.

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How did they get away with this ad in the 60's?
I thought society didn't start it's denigration until the Clinton Years.

I love Wonkette

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Hey check out this post on Wonkette.


Random music clip

Out of nowhere they are putting in a random music clip. I have never seen them do that before. Where do they get their ideas?


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Matt Drudge talks all faggy and his shit's all retarded

Just lettin yall know queerbait Matt Drudge was waiting for the stock market to have a bad day so he could put this up.



Ever seen the movie idiocracy? Guys like Drudge may be ahead of their time.


UPDATE!!!

Geithner Plans to Unveil Bailout Plan Monday....Stock market jumps 100 points.
Where's your headline on that you weasel?



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Wait for it.......wait for it......

Boom




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Treehuggers are gross


I like mine with a twist


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15 years late

The dream

billion year old carbon

My manifesto Pt 1.