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Total Score Over 47 WIN
Cardinals +7 WIN
Total Yards (both teams) Over 670 WIN
Santonio Holmes MVP 12-1 HUGE WINNER!!!!!!!!!!
Rothlesberger over 17.5 completions WIN
John Madden at some point will say "Boom" (didn't hear him say it)
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Friday, January 30, 2009
Porkulus?
I like to flip on Limbaugh on my way to lunch so I get nausiated and don't eat so much, keeps my weight down. I hear him using the term "Porkulus" to describe the Obama stimulus bill.
Really? Porkulus? Have you looked in a mirror lately, you are a fat disgusting pig. You also claim you have an Army of followers that will not stand idly by. Well I hope that army knows what a coward they are following, the guy who went 4F because he had a boil on his fat greasy gelatin ass.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
An Armey of Dick
My old buddy Dick Armey got his drunk boiled owl face back in the news for a day when he got nasty with some lady who is always on these shows.
I went to some town hall meetings MCeed by Dick back in the 90's. We actually hit it off and went cruising for babes. I of course stuck with my usual sappy lines, but Dick broke out some real gems like, "Hey baby, wanna drink from my man faucet?" and "I want to pee on your bellybutton."
Oddly enough, these work in Texas.
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I went to some town hall meetings MCeed by Dick back in the 90's. We actually hit it off and went cruising for babes. I of course stuck with my usual sappy lines, but Dick broke out some real gems like, "Hey baby, wanna drink from my man faucet?" and "I want to pee on your bellybutton."
Oddly enough, these work in Texas.
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Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Do not Google Fisting.
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So who is the fistor and who is the fistee?
Play this fun video game
This picture is disturbing.
I won one in a crane game the other day.
So who is the fistor and who is the fistee?
Play this fun video game
This picture is disturbing.
I won one in a crane game the other day.
Screw you!
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I was not nominated for any awards (sniff)
Where is the love?
I cannot believe I have been snubbed! Fine, I'll just take my ball and go home!
You won't have Top Shelf Dogfood to kick around anymore!!!
I was not nominated for any awards (sniff)
Where is the love?
I cannot believe I have been snubbed! Fine, I'll just take my ball and go home!
You won't have Top Shelf Dogfood to kick around anymore!!!
Monday, January 26, 2009
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Harsh Reality
Limbaugh is just going to have to face the fact that Barack Obama is President, and Hillary Clinton is Secretary of State, and there is nothing he can do about it.
Kind of like when his girlfriend wants more than 2 inches of penis.
I wonder who is bottom boy in this twosome? Gotta be Limpy. Hannity probably puts on a powdered wig and spanks him while they both sniff amyl nitrate, and watch reruns of Bedtime for Bonzo.
Kind of like when his girlfriend wants more than 2 inches of penis.
I wonder who is bottom boy in this twosome? Gotta be Limpy. Hannity probably puts on a powdered wig and spanks him while they both sniff amyl nitrate, and watch reruns of Bedtime for Bonzo.
It's all sooo convenient.
First Obama and John Roberts say the words in reverse order satanic backwards masking when his hand is on the Lincoln Bible, then they later do it right, BUT WITHOUT THE BIBLE!!!
OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!
Remember when you played Led Zepplins Stairway to heaven in reverse and you could hear, "Sing to Me Sweet Satan?"
It's sooo totally like that.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Monday, January 19, 2009
Friday, January 16, 2009
How "See I told you so" works
Today, social retard and fat, thrice divorced, whore monger, Rush Limbaugh said, in his fat, disgusting, pig-headed way...
"The Superbowl will be the Steelers and the Cardinals. I know this, because, I know football..."
Well I'll go ahead and put my money on the Ravens +5 and the Eagles -4. I do want the Steelers to win though, just not cover.
The difference between a fat blowhard like limpbo and me is, if I lose, I will simply say, "Well, I got it wrong." If he gets it wrong, you won't hear a thing, but if he gets it write it's "SEE I TOLD YOU SO!!!"
Kinda like Bushies, pathetic speech last night...."By golly we never had any more jumbo jets flown into skyscrapers, since 9/11."..."How'd you like that awesome job I did with that?"
"And the economy, well I acted swiftly when it went down the crapper, good thing I was there, or we'd really be up shit creek"
Conservative logic, in a nutshell.
Update: Website record 13-13
"The Superbowl will be the Steelers and the Cardinals. I know this, because, I know football..."
Well I'll go ahead and put my money on the Ravens +5 and the Eagles -4. I do want the Steelers to win though, just not cover.
The difference between a fat blowhard like limpbo and me is, if I lose, I will simply say, "Well, I got it wrong." If he gets it wrong, you won't hear a thing, but if he gets it write it's "SEE I TOLD YOU SO!!!"
Kinda like Bushies, pathetic speech last night...."By golly we never had any more jumbo jets flown into skyscrapers, since 9/11."..."How'd you like that awesome job I did with that?"
"And the economy, well I acted swiftly when it went down the crapper, good thing I was there, or we'd really be up shit creek"
Conservative logic, in a nutshell.
Update: Website record 13-13
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Monday, January 12, 2009
Big Monday
Tonight there is definately some Top Shelf Dogfood on the ESPN card with:
Notre Dame + 6.5 over Louisville.......Loss
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Texas +4.5 over Oklahoma...........Loss
overall record 13-11
Notre Dame + 6.5 over Louisville.......Loss
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Texas +4.5 over Oklahoma...........Loss
overall record 13-11
The Black Hole of Stupidity
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Right wing Hero, Joe the Plumber, or JTP, to all the cool kids, is now a war reporter in Israel, asking such hard hitting journalism questions like, "Why, ya'll keepin' this stuff?"
He doesn't think the media should cover war, we should get the war news from government crafted propaganda films like we did during WWII.
Conservatism as an intellectual enterprise has never been so vibrant as it is now. This is truly the Right’s golden age.
Right wing Hero, Joe the Plumber, or JTP, to all the cool kids, is now a war reporter in Israel, asking such hard hitting journalism questions like, "Why, ya'll keepin' this stuff?"
He doesn't think the media should cover war, we should get the war news from government crafted propaganda films like we did during WWII.
Conservatism as an intellectual enterprise has never been so vibrant as it is now. This is truly the Right’s golden age.
I always keep an eye out for cute girls
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Warning! Very Gross! Do not click play if you are easy nausiated.
Warning! Very Gross! Do not click play if you are easy nausiated.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Playoffs? Seriously...Playoffs? Don't talk about Playoffs! Are you kiddin' me? Playoffs?
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Eagles +4 over Giants.....win
Steelers -7 over Chargers.......win
Bonus College BB pick
Purdue -6 over Wisconsinin........win
Total Record on this website for all picks 13 wins 9 losses.
Eagles +4 over Giants.....win
Steelers -7 over Chargers.......win
Bonus College BB pick
Purdue -6 over Wisconsinin........win
Total Record on this website for all picks 13 wins 9 losses.
Thursday, January 08, 2009
Yep...still stupid.
Here is some whining bitch trying to hang on to her 15 minutes of fame.
No one cares, but I am out of political material so.....here ya go, you betcha.
No one cares, but I am out of political material so.....here ya go, you betcha.
I got Netfix for Xmas!!!
I am so glad, now I can watch classics like this. To put it bluntly, movies don't get any better than this! If the Earth were invaded by aliens and all of human culture was to be destroyed and I was selected to choose the ONE thing to save to represent what mankind was here. it would be a print of this film. Not only would this film define us as a people, but it would show why we had to be wiped out in the first place.
Monday, January 05, 2009
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