I will publicly humiliate anyone who has ever wronged me.
I will only speak to people that are worthy of my intellect, the only exception being if there is a possibily of monetary gain from them.
I will only say "Go Fuck Yourself" to people who really deserve it.
I will do something really stupid and put it on YouTube.
I will play in the World Series of Poker.
I will Spend more time watching TV / movies.
I will Drink. And then Drink some more.
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
My year end Douchebag of the year
I'll put a boot in his ass and name him #4. I had to eat at one of his restaurants a few weeks ago as it was the only one open in the hotel I was in. It was a homage to stupidity and 4 wheel drive trucks and being a dumbass, god fearing redneck. Yeehaw!
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Anyone who has ever been on this show was in serious contention for number 3, but I'll give it to the main guy, because he is pure Summers Eve. I do like his hats though.
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This fraud has to make the list and I almost put him at number one. So dumb he wasn't even aware of how he was being used as a political pawn. The good thing is we won't be hearing from him in 2009 because nobody wants to talk to a plumber unless their shitter is overflowing. So goodbye Joe, we hardly knew ye.
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Number 1 with a bullet. So cocky, so corrupt, but it's that hair that seals the deal. I think he smeared Rogane all over his forehead. His wife is a piece of work too.
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Bowls Bowls Bowls
Let's make some money!!!!!
Holiday Bowl -
Oregon +1 over Oklahoma State ...........WIN
Sun Bowl -
Oregon State -2.5 over Pitt .............WIN
Chick-fil-a bowl -
LSU +4.5 over Georgia Tech ..............WIN
Outback Bowl -
Iowa -4 over South Carolina .............WIN
Rose Bowl -
Penn State +9 over USC...................Loss
Sugar Bowl
Alabama -9 over Utah.....................Loss
Fiesta Bowl -
Ohio State +9 over Texas.................WIN
BCS Championship -
Oklahoma +3 over Florida................Loss
Holiday Bowl -
Oregon +1 over Oklahoma State ...........WIN
Sun Bowl -
Oregon State -2.5 over Pitt .............WIN
Chick-fil-a bowl -
LSU +4.5 over Georgia Tech ..............WIN
Outback Bowl -
Iowa -4 over South Carolina .............WIN
Rose Bowl -
Penn State +9 over USC...................Loss
Sugar Bowl
Alabama -9 over Utah.....................Loss
Fiesta Bowl -
Ohio State +9 over Texas.................WIN
BCS Championship -
Oklahoma +3 over Florida................Loss
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Friday, December 19, 2008
Time for one last defacation on the Constitution.
Health providers' 'conscience' rule to take effect
The last-minute Bush administration declaration lets doctors, clinics, receptionists and others refuse to give care they find morally objectionable.
The Bush administration announced its "conscience protection" rule for the healthcare industry Thursday, giving doctors, hospitals, and even receptionists and volunteers in medical experiments the right to refuse to participate in medical care they find morally objectionable.
"This rule protects the right of medical providers to care for their patients in accord with their conscience," said outgoing Health and Human Services Secretary Mike Leavitt.
The right-to-refuse rule includes abortion and other aspects of healthcare where moral concerns could arise, Leavitt's office said, such as birth control, emergency contraception, in vitro fertilization, stem cell research and assisted suicide.
Hey George, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, you worthless piece of crap. You have ruined everything you have ever touched. From all the busted out oil companies, to the Texas Rangers and finally America. Your life has been the biggest failure of all time, if you weren't born into privilege, you'd be a homeless bum.
You will fit in just fine in Dallas, with all the other phoney glad handing idiots who have never once contributed anything to society.
Merry Christmas everybody.
The last-minute Bush administration declaration lets doctors, clinics, receptionists and others refuse to give care they find morally objectionable.
The Bush administration announced its "conscience protection" rule for the healthcare industry Thursday, giving doctors, hospitals, and even receptionists and volunteers in medical experiments the right to refuse to participate in medical care they find morally objectionable.
"This rule protects the right of medical providers to care for their patients in accord with their conscience," said outgoing Health and Human Services Secretary Mike Leavitt.
The right-to-refuse rule includes abortion and other aspects of healthcare where moral concerns could arise, Leavitt's office said, such as birth control, emergency contraception, in vitro fertilization, stem cell research and assisted suicide.
Hey George, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, you worthless piece of crap. You have ruined everything you have ever touched. From all the busted out oil companies, to the Texas Rangers and finally America. Your life has been the biggest failure of all time, if you weren't born into privilege, you'd be a homeless bum.
You will fit in just fine in Dallas, with all the other phoney glad handing idiots who have never once contributed anything to society.
Merry Christmas everybody.
checking it at number 9 is....
Bruce Springsteen with Santa Clause is coming to town.
Oh I forgot, you were supposed to read this headline like Casey Kasem.
Oh I forgot, you were supposed to read this headline like Casey Kasem.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Monday, December 15, 2008
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Friday, December 12, 2008
Thursday, December 11, 2008
In Rod we Trust
Well, this guy is a complete tool. I look at it as a little Christmas present to Matt Drudge and Rush Limbaugh. They can spew their venom for a little while longer and get their sheep to listen and click and make them money so they can get laid by chinese amputee scat hookers.
Not much is going well for the right wing nutballs these days, all the cool kids are libs.
Not much is going well for the right wing nutballs these days, all the cool kids are libs.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Tuesday, December 09, 2008
I didn't do enough
This blog. Why did I write this blog? Ten people right there. Ten people. Ten more people.
This jizz in my pants video posting. Two people. This was comedy gold. Two more people. He would have given me two for it, at least one. One more person. A person. For this.
I could have gotten one more person... and I didn't! And I... I didn't!
The spread of information on the Internet has given the world a new tool to forestall conflicts, Nobel literature prize winner Jean-Marie Gustave Le Clezio said Sunday.
In his Nobel lecture to the Swedish Academy, the 68-year-old Frenchman said an earlier introduction of information technology could even have prevented World War II.
"Who knows, if the Internet had existed at the time, perhaps Hitler's criminal plot would not have succeeded - ridicule might have prevented it from ever seeing the light of day," he said.
This ad revenue......I could have gotten three people for it......and I ....didn't.
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This jizz in my pants video posting. Two people. This was comedy gold. Two more people. He would have given me two for it, at least one. One more person. A person. For this.
I could have gotten one more person... and I didn't! And I... I didn't!
The spread of information on the Internet has given the world a new tool to forestall conflicts, Nobel literature prize winner Jean-Marie Gustave Le Clezio said Sunday.
In his Nobel lecture to the Swedish Academy, the 68-year-old Frenchman said an earlier introduction of information technology could even have prevented World War II.
"Who knows, if the Internet had existed at the time, perhaps Hitler's criminal plot would not have succeeded - ridicule might have prevented it from ever seeing the light of day," he said.
This ad revenue......I could have gotten three people for it......and I ....didn't.
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Monday, December 08, 2008
Friday, December 05, 2008
I'm in love
I take back all the things I said about Sarah Palin, she was a genius.
See more funny videos at Funny or Die
Thursday, December 04, 2008
Tuesday, December 02, 2008
Norm tried to warn us.
Norm Hitzges did his best to save this country, he failed.
HaHAHAHAHAHA! remember when that nerd Obama bowled a 37?
HaHAHAHAHAHA! remember when that nerd Obama bowled a 37?
Monday, December 01, 2008
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