Another season for my dogs to hate

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peace!

What John McCain felt like on November 4th

Christmas on a budget

This may actually be reality in my house.

Ann Coulter has Jaw Wired Shut

Well I didn't think I had anything to be thankful for this year but rumors are floating around the internet that Ann Coulter broke her jaw and it has been wired shut. No turkey for Ann this year unless Sean Hannity puts it in a blender first. Rush Limbaugh can puree her cranberry sauce and Mark Levin will liquify the pumpkin pie.

This has to be some liberals fault somehow.
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I'm getting my son this for Christmas

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This ad is so offensive. Let's watch it 20 more times to be sure.

You know it's gonna be.......ALRIGHT!

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There is a level of coolness to this that only I can see

Late entry for Mom of the Year

Oh noes! I was under the spell of the anticrist. Forgive me! Lake of fire! Lake of fire! I was amused by this and thought it was a joke, until she brought in the kid.
Does Top Shelf Dogfood have to slap a bitch?

Don't watch the stock market

Watch this instead

Ozzy Osbourne |MTV Music

Dedicated to the new Secretary of State

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Weird, I have that exact same jacket.

Tom the Turkey

Sarah Palin is so desperate for attention she will even give interviews in front of a guy who is slaughtering turkeys.

Full Screen, Speakers all the way up, then hit play.

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You better have nine minutes to kill

Everybody Hurts....sometime....

No one likes you George, you are a complete failure.

Change has come. So Roll with it.

Paws for concern

On election night Obama said the new puppy is coming with us to the White House. Now he says maybe late winter or early summer. Is he a Liar? And by "puppy" does he mean middle class tax cut?

I'm getting nervous.



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That's alot of puppies

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America is going to be bailed out. With puppies.

Obamas new dog?

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Nope. It would probably remind him of Hillary Clinton too much.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Who ever said rape can't be funny, never saw this video

I don't who made this, but I'd like to shake their hand and buy them a beer.

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Here's something

Yeah, it's another video, so what, wanna fight about it?

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My parents basement is still better than your Alaskan hell hole.

Hey! Dumbass hick. You lost! Go away. The nutball rightwing media will forget about you very soon. Greta will get over her lesbo crush and you will be up there all by yourself soon enough. No one will be dumb enough to pick your ignorant ass for VP ever again. You have no chance at ever getting a nomination because you're a dumb ass.

Oh Yea, God will show you the way to the white house, just like God was never going to let B. Hussien Obama win. You racist hate mongering inbred yokel.

Excuse me...
HEY MOM! CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF?
What is she doing up there? I never know what she's doing. ....




Mom! The meat loaf! Fuck!


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I believe this to be a social commentary on the current political climate

Awkward?

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"Hey, uhmm, I pretty much won the election and destroyed your political party by saying every day how much you suck...but we're cool, right?"

For Sale...

One slightly used website. Could be transitioned into a business specializing in high quality pet food.

Own this Website

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Remember these wierdos?

Whoever made this video was on drugs. It makes no sense and freaks me out.

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Oprah makes boom-boom like a common peasant

Well the big story of the day is Oprah Winfrey somehow made it through 54 years of her life without ever using a porta potty, lets take a look at this life changing event captured in pictures.



Here is the daytime talk queen at some big event Tuesday night, you can see she has tears in her eyes, probably for trying to hold in those three enchiladas covered in chili con carne from lunch.











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Since changing her underwear is not something she believes in she succumbs to the inevitable and has a couple of bodyguards walk her to the porta potty area where all the common people have been. She is about to unleash hell.







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A shaken confused Winfrey emerges from the porta potty. "It was surreal," She stated. "There were no cherubs laying rose petals for me, like I am used to. How do people do this everyday?"







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Finally realizing the gravity of the moment a jubiant Winfrey celebrates her accomplishment. Stedman is realizing she probably didn't wash her hands.

Michelle the Plumber?

After suggesting that Barack Obama had anti-American views in an exchange three weeks ago with MSNBC host Chris Matthews, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) said she was “extremely grateful that we have an African-American who has won this year.” She called his victory “a tremendous signal we sent.”

“I have not seen the United States as a racist nation,” said Bachmann, who represents Minnesota’s 6th Congressional District, in the east-central part of the state. “In my district, I don’t sense racism, and that’s why I’m thankful that hopefully this will send a national signal across our country that America is not a nation made up of racists. ... On the same hand, I hope that the national media will not confuse disagreement with Obama’s policy positions with being consumed racism.”
“My husband and I were Joe the Plumbers,” said Bachmann, referring to the 42-employee Christian therapy business she and her husband started, as well as the ubiquitous plumber from Ohio who was elevated to the status of Everyman during the campaign. “I think my business background and tax background works very well on Ways and Means.”
There are so many lies here it's hard to know where to start:
"Joe the Plumber?" Since when does Joe the Plumber live in a $1.27 million house on the 18th hole of a country club?
How about these comments about how Democrats are rejoicing in the rise in gas prices: Representative Michele Bachmann (R-Minnesota) says it has not escaped Democrats what the cost of gasoline and loss of jobs are doing to the country. "This is their agenda," Bachmann states bluntly. "I know it is hard to believe, it's hard to fathom -- but this is 'mission accomplished' for them," she asserts.
"They want Americans to take transit and move to the inner cities. They want Americans to move to the urban core, live in tenements, take light rail to their government jobs. That's their vision for America."
Or these comments from her 2006 campaign: Bachmann told this to the Hometown Source in the 2006 campaign: Bachmann stresses the unconventionality of the fight against terrorism, "It cannot be defined by national boundaries and intelligence is a key weapon. I believe that it will be waged perhaps even here locally in a sleeper cell we might find in North Minneapolis, or a sleeper cell in Seattle, or maybe something that we find down in Venezuela," she said. (North Minneapolis is the overwhelmingly black neighborhood of Minneapolis).

Sorry Michelle, you don't just get years of racist and divisive statements and acts forgiven by saying, "Yay, Obama won, I'm so happy."


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Way to Root for the Home Team, DICK!

The spineless weasel, Sean Hannity donkey punch victim and whore monger DICK Morris writes in his faggy blog today:

(Read with mealey mouthed slobbery voice)

If ever there was an election that was not worth winning, it was the contest of 2008. While it was hard-fought on both sides, had McCain won, it might have spelled the end of the Republican Party. As it is, the party is well-situated to come back in 2010 and in 2012, if it learns the lessons of this year.
Simply put, all hell is about to break loose in the markets and the economy. The mortgage crisis will likely be followed by defaults in credit card debt, student loans and car loans. We will probably be set for two years of zero growth, according to economists with whom I talk. And the federal efforts to protect the nation from the worst of the recession will probably lead to huge budget deficits and resulting inflation. We are in for stagflation that could last for years.
Had McCain won, he would be the latter-day Hoover, blamed for the disaster that unfolded on his watch. Now it is Obama’s problem. With the Republicans suffering a wipeout in congressional elections (although not as bad as they feared), the ball is now squarely in the Democratic court. Good luck!

I hope this little piece of crap gets ball cancer. He is so blatantly rooting for everyone to suffer so the Republicans get back in some sort of control in two or four years. A hate filled bitter little troll that probably goes down on Ann Coulter after a eight man train that includes Limbaugh, Hannity, O'Reilley, Dennis Miller and Mark Levin.

He should learn to be peaceful and loving, like me....oh, wait...forget that train thing.

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New Chief of Staff?

Hard-charging Illinois Rep. Rahm Emanuel has accepted the job of chief of staff under Barack Obama. Emanuel called Speaker Nancy Pelosi early on Thursday to inform her of the decision, according to NBC, and the move is expected to be officially announced today.

Emanuel:
"I got a lot to weigh: my commitment to my country, my commitment to public service and why I got into this, as well as what I want to do as a parent. I'm honored. And I appreciate this. I have a lot to weigh: the basis of public service, which I've given my life to, a career choice. And most importantly, what I want to do as a parent. And I know something about the White House. That I assume is one of the reasons that President-elect Obama would like me to serve. But I also know something about what it means to a family."

Democratic strategist Paul Begala, describes Emanuel's aggressive style as a "cross between a hemorrhoid and a toothache."

Yuk.

The Onion thinks I am just going to go away?

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This is not me! I have gambling on football, poker, yard work, video games and porn.

Screw you Onion!




Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

Obama Puppy Ideas

The Obama kids were promised a new puppy if they are forced to go live in the White House which to them already smells like wet puppies. If he keeps his promise here are some ideas.




Here are a couple of Borzoi puppies, also known as The Russian Wolfhound. You can keep it in the back yard and see it from your house.












Pit Bulls are cute, just don't try to put lipstick on them or have Michael Vick over.












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Beagles are stupid, hard-headed, bark too much, but are so adorable. Name it Palin.













Terriers like to dig holes and hump everything that moves. The White House already had something like that 8 years ago.

Karl Rove , you're such a douche.

Rove cites The Cosby Show as precedent to a Black First Family.
*facepalm*



Well, thanks Karl, I got a good feeling you will still be giving me some good material in the next four years. You may be the singular person most responsible for last nights results. Republicans are at their lowest acceptance level ever and your arrogance and policies are a big reason why.

Thanks bud.


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Glad to help

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Just an email I got last night.

Simon --

I'm about to head to Grant Park to talk to everyone gathered there, but I wanted to write to you first.
We just made history.
And I don't want you to forget how we did it.
You made history every single day during this campaign -- your blog was irreverent, thoughtful, humorous and groundbreaking.
I want to thank you for giving your time, talent, and passion to this campaign.
We have a lot of work to do to get our country back on track, and I'll be in touch soon about what comes next.
But I want to be very clear about one thing...
All of this happened because of you.

Thank you,
Barack

I may have edited it a little bit...

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Yes, We Did

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Obama wins, America can begin to heal.

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Barack "Who's Sane" Obama on Monday Night Football

Obama calls for the end to the BCS and wants a playoff in College Football.
Is he pandering to Utah and Idaho?

Funny pics cure the gay

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Mormons want to take away hot lesbian sex

Maybe they are on to something. Then we'll have hot ANGRY lesbian sex.

Drudge Siren alert!!!!

It's getting a little desperate at the Drudge Report. This secret video clearly shows Obama flipping off John McCain and disrespecting his service, it also clearly shows that he is a muslim and will socialize all your plumbing needs.

It's never too late for a Hitler reference

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This clip actually missed the best line of the night, in which Coulter is screeching about Obama's associations and the "fact" that he sits down with "these people," and Colmes retorts, "Well, I'm sitting here with you."

Occurs at approx 4:45 of this clip.....

Palin falls for old Morning DJ trick

Alaskan Rube Sarah Palin fell for the oldest morning DJ bit in the world. Holy Crap is this woman dumb. Yeah I want her representin' the US in world negotiations real soon.

I gave Kids 4 McCain Fibercon and oatmeal

How many flaming bags of poo will be on this lady'd doorstep?