You're going to Hell

This is Obama.




This is McCain.




This is Bob Barr


Happy Halloween.

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Hey it worked for the banks.

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The White House is working to enact a wide array of federal regulations, many of which would weaken government rules aimed at protecting consumers and the environment, before President Bush leaves office in January.

The new rules would be among the most controversial deregulatory steps of the Bush era and could be difficult for his successor to undo. Some would ease or lift existing constraints on private industry, including power plants, mines and farms.

The evil never stops with this scumbag. I recall Bush 1 in 1992 rolling the tanks into Somalia, trying to leave Clinton with a mess to solve. What will this disgusting administration do to insure some sort of failure for Barack Obama, should he win? They'd have to really outdo themselves, but don't think for a moment they are above it.

You can never find a plumber when you need one

Joe the Plumber didn't show up for his campaign stop today much to the amazement of John McCain, who covered with, uhhhh....well, you're all Joe the Plumber....whoooo.

Maybe Joe's new publicist thinks it's not such a good Idea to be seen with McCain, you know you don't want all that creepy old smell on you when you start your new career as a country western singer.

Go Vote!

You really should get some sort of tattoo or permanent hand stamp thing for voting. Then if you see someone bitching about the economy or the war or whatever you can say, "Show me you tattoo or permanent hand stamp thing" and if they don't have one then you can say, "Shut up you stupid asshat, you didn't even vote"

That would be cool.

He Slices, he Dices, he Julians

I don't know if Obama convinced anybody to vote for him last night but it was a slick production. I ended up buying a Pedi-Paws, a shaw-wow and a set of ginsu-knives. The show had four stories of families struggling with a myriad of problems. The McCain camp called it a feel-good gauzy show paid for with lies.

And he wonders why he is losing.

Here's is Obama yuking it up with some jew boy.

Buy your guns now before Obama takes them away

Gun sales are up everywhere because guys with tiny penises are in fear of being cuckolded by an Obama presidency. You can see the fear in their eyes, the same fear you see when a black guy starts hitting on their girlfriend. So hurry and stockpile your guns, and load up on the Viagra too you tiny limp dicked sissies. Poster child Rush Limbaugh says, "See, I told you so."

Obama finally gives it to Palin

Mocking McCains choice of Sarah Palin has almost gotten passe. Finally Obama joins in on the fun in his latest ad.

This is pretty much every night of my life

This started out funny then sort of hit a little too close to home.

See more Thomas Haden Church videos at Funny or Die

Joe the Plumber not only plays in shit, he is also full of it.

He can't even get Fox News guy to swallow his crap. This is McCain's last hail Mary? A stupid, redneck, racist, fear monger. Good Night GOP.

Washed up actors say they are not all like Al Franken

Hey look it's Victoria Jackson! Remember when she was on SNL and was young and cute and stupid. Well now she's old and kinda fat and still stupid. And Hey there's ol' Cliff from Cheers, I think he's on some cable show eating hot dogs in different towns or something now. Pat Boone and Steven Baldwin and the FBI guy from the first Die Hard movie are in there too. I don't really know what they are trying to say except that they don't want to be thought of as being like Al Franken. You mean like successful? They never really mention the guy he's running against so I'm not really sure what this is supposed to prove. I guess they got on TV again so they got that goin for them.

McCain voted for Redistribution of wealth.

I plugged in some numbers on an IRS website for the 2008 Economic Stimulus Package that was voted for by John McCain and signed by George W Bush.

If your salary was $200,000 or higher you get this

According to law, the economic stimulus payment amount that you would otherwise be entitled to receive is reduced by 5% of the amount that your Tax Year 2007 Adjusted Gross Income exceeds $150,000. You would have been eligible for an economic stimulus payment of $1300, but your AGI exceeds $150,000 by enough to reduce that amount to zero.

Huh? Wait a minute. People making over 200K don't get a check? And this stimulates the economy? Geez, this sounds alot like what Barack Obama wants to do. Oh but he's a democrat, it's socialism when they do it. It's good hard clean patriotic stimulatin' the economy and growing jobs and Joe the plumberin' when Republicans do it.

You Betcha!

7 days

Just 7 days to go, hasn't this been fun.

Sarah Palin has her faithful following yelling "He's a Ni**er!" at their rallies now. Stay classy, Sarah.

Well maybe the person was just saying the Election is NEAR! or Maybe Redistributor!

The person who yelled that, I wonder what they spent last years economic stimus check on.

Senator Ted Stevens to live out the rest of his life in a series of Cubes

Guilty on seven counts. Bye!

McCains Beauty Queen Cabinet

Secretary of State
Loni Anderson

What the heck is wrong with Loni Anderson? Nothing. That's what.





Secretary of the Treasury
Erin Barnett

She’s smart, foxy and on CNBC, that’s a financial station. The Secratary of Treasury is a financial position.





Secretary of Defense
Sarah Connor

She fought the Terminator twice and won. She was cuter the first time. She got alot more experienced with arms the second time.






Attorney General
Susan Dey

from La Law

She was a Lawyer and is very sassy.





Secretary of the Interior
Rachel Ray

She like’s corn, really likes corn.





Secretary of Agriculture
Eva Gabor

from Green Acres

She was on a farm, but her allergy to Hay could be a problem.





Secretary of Transportation
Judy Landers

She was a lady trucker in Bj and the bear. Man, I loved that show. He met his wife Cindy when it was on.






Secretary of Education
Deborah LaFarve

She likes to educate.







Secretary of Veterans Affairs
Loretta Switt

She took care of many soldiers in MASH. Also she puts out like hell.

Taxes and Such

I personally believe that Sarah Palin is unable to do speak coherently, uh, because some, people out there in our nation don't have to and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children.....

Prediction time

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My guess at what we wake up to on Nov 5th....

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I love the smell of ACORNs in the morning

The "truth" about Acorn?
These commie pinko libs just want everybody to vote. How dare they register the poor and all those minorities. At best they should only get 3/5ths of a vote or something like that.

Joe Biden video hits.

First Joe makes a fool out of this freeper nutbag woman:



Then tells a 5th grader what a VP does. (Note: Sarah Palin could learn from this)

From Grampa Simpson to Mr. Burns

John McCain stepped out of his Grampa Simpson role for a few moments to channel Mr. Burns with this quote from over the weekend:

"You know, the other night in the debate with Senator Obama, I said his eloquence is admirable, but pay attention to his words. We talk about offshore drilling and he said he would quote, consider, offshore drilling. We talked about nuclear power, well it has to be safe, environment, blah, blah, blah."

Not to be outdone on the shape-shifting, turncoat Joe Liberman seems to be trying to switch over to the winning side once again.

Lieberman, a self-proclaimed "independent Democrat" who was chosen by McCain to make the case against Obama at the Republican National Convention in early September, said his comments have been within bounds.

"When I go out, I say, 'I have a lot of respect for Sen. Obama. He's bright. He's eloquent.'"

My hunch is, Lieberman sees the direction of the political winds, and hopes to convince Democrats that while he's been a McCain sycophant, he's always been "respectful" towards Obama.

Ahh yes, here's a respectful quote form a few weeks ago.



LIEBERMAN: Well, you know, I must say that’s a good question. I know him now for a little more than three years since he came into the Senate and he’s obviously very smart and he’s a good guy. I will tell ya that during this campaign, I’ve learned some things about him, about the kind of environment from which he came ideologically. And I wouldn’t…I’d hesitate to say he’s a Marxist, but he’s got some positions that are far to the left of me and I think mainstream America.

What a weasel.

Whaaaasssup!!!!!!!

You can never have enough funny pics

The final Hail Mary?

Joe the plumber just isn't sucking the sesspool of stench out of the bewildered McCain campaign. They have finally gone full out Willy Horton and have Ashley Todd concoct a story about getting beaten and felt up by an African-American Obama supporter. I see the wheels turning. Get scared America, if Obama wins, all your little college age daughters will be rape fodder for the just released from prison black men. Of course, if they get pregnant they will be forced to get a partial birth abortions.....and pay more taxes.







Update

She just admitted to making the whole thing up.

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I miss the old Morton Downey Jr. show

OMG! A nasty black person carved a backwards B into her face because she had a McCain Palin sticker on her car. Wow they did it so perfect too, and they managed to give her two black eyes without any swelling. Probably because he used a scalpel instead of a hatchet like Obama said to do.



Rachel Ray REALLY REALLY likes corn.

Blah, blah, blah

If my creative juices were flowing as well as the snot down my throat you might get more, but they are not, so here is some random crap.

See more Ron Howard videos at Funny or Die

I got mine "gently" used

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What is a plastic, superficially-attractive, has zero substance inside, full of hot air, can't shut its mouth, and is pretty much only good for ejaculating into?

McCain was for Socialism before he was against it

Jon Stewart calls McCain out on his Socialism bullshit. Note to everyone, all governments have elements of Socialsm in them. Get over it.

We almost got him.

Domestic terrorist Karl Rove was almost aprehended in San Francisco yesterday. He threw an elbow at a woman and got away. Maybe next time a man will try and we'll see how tough he is. He also went on to chastise John Kerry's unfunny joke about McCain waring diapers, as if that is going to fire up the base or sway the independents. Also we all know he sooo way above doing any thing sleazy.

Dear Karl, please enjoy burning in hell for all eternity, kthxby.

Where's the right wing nutball outrage?

Remember when John Edwards got a $400 haircut and Limbaugh the fat queer and Hannity the Self Rightous jagoff went beserk. Well guess who has spent Over $150,000 of RNC money on clothes? That's right the moosequeen of hate, Sarah Palin. And Holy Fuck she spent it at Sak's 5th avenue and Nieman Marcus! That's not real America!
Real Americans get their clothes at Wal-mart and Ross dress for less.



And here is a real American by god!



Piper doesn't like the boys?

Michelle Bachman fights for the people. The people just like her.

Suddenly her once safe seat is being challenged by some dude named L Tinkerbelle. I bet that makes her vajayjay shrivel up. Seriously someone needs to knock the dust of that thing and get this hate filled psycho to lighten up.

Not all Texans are stupid

Here's an Email from a proud Texas Republican:

I am sick to death of the negativity and lack of substance offered by McCain's campaign. The Ayrs [sic] "connection" is ludicrous, and the attempt to paint the "good touch, bad touch" training program for kiddoes is disgusting. Books could, and will be written about Palin's shallowness, and the arrogance that attempted to foist her on us. If these are products of the "'Straight Talk' Express" then I'd hate to see full blown Bushism.

BTW, I am a white Southerner, the descendant of a Civil War-era Tory. My family was voting Republican by 1868, if not 1864 -- way before all these Johnny-come-latelies, whose ancestors were in the Klan. Regardless, I cannot stand any more hubris, incompetence, cronyism, profiteering, lies, malfeasance, mismanagement, or perversion of justice -- whether by Bush, his enablers in Congress, or their successors.

I have guns and plenty of them. I am not fearful of losing them.

I have several Bibles. I am free to read them or not; and to interpret them as I wish. I am not fearful of losing that, either.

And I am not looking over my shoulder for some gay who will ask for my hand in marriage. And even if one were to do so, all I need do is decline.

I believe in the literal truth of the Bible; and I believe in my heart that it teaches abortion is murder. But the GOP has been in power more than long enough to overturn that. I conclude that it is not going away.

The concern I have -- greater than "God, guns, and gays" -- is going to war for a pack of lies. Bush's hands are bloodier than any abortion doctor's and he has exchanged the nation's moral high ground for a miry pit. He has perverted justice, and permitted Alberto Gonzales and Monica Goodling to pervert Justice. And I don't think Bush has the capacity to even realize that he's done anything wrong.

Now my Father-in-Law remains on the stupid side.

Hi Dad!



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McCain concedes Colorado

So what's left? Iowa and New Mexico appear to be out of the picture. McCain would have to pick off one of big Kerry states to get to 270. Is he thinking Pennsylvania? Maybe a big Reverend Wright push in these last two weeks can put this in play? This appears to be the last hail mary strategy for McCain Palin. You think it's been ugly so far? You aint seen nothin' yet.

Desperate?

Oh poor Matt. Now he's down to chasing Nickelodeon Kids polls to try to find some sort of hope for the McCain Campaign. What's next? Freeper polls and Am hate radio polls? We've already got the anti-America campaign firing up, and Reverend Wright is warming up in the bull pen.

Only two weeks left, can we survive?

2 Dogs 1 Cup (MNF pick)

Man has fat ugly wife, and she's stupid too.

Hoo Boy! This guy married the total package. He is only shown in the first few seconds of this clip but you can see how happy he is to be married to this fine piece of womanhood. I am sooo jelous. Oh well we can't all be Brad Pitt.



So ya think he stays up late and watches any god awful thing he can find on teevee so he doesn't have to crawl in bed with this beast and smell her bratwurts and budweiser gas? Or maybe he sneaks into the den and whacks it to youporn so if she does brush her teeth and put away the bible for a night and decides to offend the lord with some non procreational sex he is all out of bullets and falls asleep in a fetal position sobbing.

I'm just guessing at this point.

Hey! Have you seen this?

Here is some really rare footage of Sarah Palin being kinda funny, I can't believe this isn't everywhere on the internet. I am the only one putting this up.

McCain robocalls scaring children all over America

Parents all over the swing states of the USA are telling tales of their chilren answering the phone only to be greeted by a scary John McCain message of the terrorist doom Barack Obama will inflect on them if he is elected President.













"My daughter answered the phone today and began listening to the most disturbing call regarding bombing and terrorists. She ran with the phone to get me, I heard just the end snippet of the call and immediately called the number cited as responsible," wrote a reader from North Carolina. "I was so angry and let them have it. I had to explain to my 7-year-old daughter that no one was bombing anyone else. This was a horrific experience."


Elsewhere a voter reported her 14 year old son was disturbed by a McCain robocall to the point of tears and asked his Mother if the phone call was accurate.

Some black guy likes Obama, no big deal.

That's at least the spin from the right wing nutballosphere after conservative hero Colin Powell gave a concise pointed endorsement of Barack Obama on meet the press Sunday morning.




The reviews are in let's bask in the glow of the compassionate Conservative response.

The oh so witty Rush Limbaugh actually wrote something with his pig hands instead of puking it into his EIB penis shaped microphone:

"Secretary Powell says his endorsement is not about race... OK, fine. I am now researching his past endorsements to see if I can find all the inexperienced, very liberal, white candidates he has endorsed. I'll let you know what I come up with."

HAHAHA! So funny. I am researching all the women in the world who would have sex with you without wanting money. I'll let you know what I come up with.

George Will declared. "And I think this adds to my calculation -- this is very hard to measure -- but it seems to me if we had the tools to measure we'd find that Barack Obama gets two votes because he's black for every one he loses because he's black because so much of this country is so eager, a, to feel good about itself by doing this, but more than that to put paid to the whole Al Sharpton/Jesse Jackson game of political rhetoric."

Awesome if only America felt the same way about that dead cat on your head.

And more funnies from around the Right Wing Nuthouse:

I’m not surprised that Powell has endorsed a Chicago street thug over a real American hero either. “How ‘bout some ‘blow’ General? Then we’ll go help ACORN register some more ‘voters’.”

This is why you don’t let traitors in your midst. They are capable of doing far more harm than good.

Clown Powell showed us his true colors with his endorsement of this communist weasel. He just spit in the face of the military he supposedly cares about.

It’s all about Powell’s racism and everyone knows it

Well, there goes the Muslim vote!

Possibly less about Colin’s leanings than his wife’s. He’s always struck me as someone without bearing.

Oh please….he’s black and he is endorsing one of his brothers…just too obvious. It’s not hard for the everyday American to understand.

Planet of the APes mentality..”Monkey supports monkey”..

Before this election, I treated blacks as individuals. I was wrong. They are a clan.

Is it ok still to say “white sheet?”

The McCain campaign should take Powell’s $2,300 campaign contribution and throw it out on a busy street. Watch the hounds jump all over the bills and take that “welfare money”.

Look, it’s Powell Diddy!

I just saw the video. Somebody should toll Powell that yes, it IS a problem if a Moslem becomes President. The Constitution is not a suicide pact!

“blacks are the most racist group of people in the USA.” And the most ungrateful.

The Presidential Tyranny of Obama, these coming years, will hit all hard, and tragically. None will be spared, none will thrive. But of those hurt the most, it will be urban blacks (and hispanics to an extent). Among them there is no real sense of community, they will fight each other most viciously, the murder rate — already high — will skyrocket as groups fight for dominance. That is speculation on my part — and not an outcome I wish! I pray to G-d we will elect McCain.

Crazy eyed nut woman wants a McCarthy style probe of Congress

My favorite goofball Michelle Bachman wants all the liberal in Congress investigated for Anti-American views. This emberassing nut needs to be outed for her wacked out veiws as well as her eyes.

Palin enjoys visiting the Pro-American areas of our country.

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At a North Carolina rally vice presidential candiate Sarah Palin made a point of mentioning that she loved to visit the "pro-America" areas of the country, of which North Carolina is one. No word on which states she views as unpatriotic.

An obvious candidate might be California -- a state Palin has campaigned in -- because, as she told the audience, she and McCain have encountered problems enlisting famous performers in their cause.

"In fact, we were on the bus today, we were making a list of who are some celebrity singers who could come out and help us and gosh, for the life of us, the pickins were slim there," she said. "Who's quasi-conservative out there in the celebrity land?"

This further illustrates the McCain-Palin philosophy of us vs them. There are two Americas in their world. The white christian conservative god fearing ones that she enjoys visiting, and the anti-American areas like New York And California, that's probably why they get all those pesky wildfires and terrorist attacks.

Looking at the electoral map it looks like those pro-America places are getting harder and harder to find.

Palin attempted to clarify her remarks:

"We believe that the best of America is not all in Washington, D.C. We believe" -- here the audience interrupted Palin with applause and cheers -- "We believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard working very patriotic, um, very, um, pro-America areas of this great nation. This is where we find the kindness and the goodness and the courage of everyday Americans. Those who are running our factories and teaching our kids and growing our food and are fighting our wars for us. Those who are protecting us in uniform. Those who are protecting the virtues of freedom."


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OMG! OMG! it's BOYBAMA!

I'm just pissed I didn't think of this..



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A footlong Ham and Cheese

Have you no Honor, Sir?

Funny, Funnier, Funniest!!!!!!!

Funny kid.....



Funny cheerleader......

See more Hayden Panettiere videos at Funny or Die

Funny wingnut....

Ed Whelan baselessly speculates in the National Review that Barack Obama's deceased mother "very possibly" would have aborted her son had Roe v. Wade been law at the time:

"Nearly 48 years ago, a young woman, not yet 18, became pregnant in her freshman year of college. Living in a time and place in which abortion was generally illegal, she proceeded to marry the father of her child and gave birth to a son. Perhaps she would have done so irrespective of the abortion laws at the time, even if, say, she lived in a legal culture that celebrated abortion as a fundamental right. Very possibly not. (I haven't found any statistics on the percentage of pregnant college freshmen who abort their pregnancies, but indirect indications suggest that it's very high.)

Oh Ed, you're such as asshat. Just say what you want to say, you worthless peice of crap. I'm so sorry Barack Obama exists and is going to become the 44th President of the united States. Maybe you can get in your time machine and go abort him. Till then STFU and GTFO.

Interesting....

I always knew there was a genius element to this show.

He's not President Bush, he just loved his policies for 8 years.

It's barely morning and Obama already has a montage of McCain's eyerolls and blank stares in a new ad that mocks McCain's "I am not President Bush." statement from last night.

Strike Three! McCain loses last debate like an angry old man.

Eye rolls, disgust, anger and dismay, almost feel sorry for the once proud John McCain. He sold his soul when he let the likes of Karl Rove and Rick Davis run his show. You lie down with dogs, you get fleas.

AIG execs spent 86 grand to hunt partridges. Come on get happy!!

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"The party's over" for AIG said the Attorney General of New York Andrew Cuomo, who announced today that he is investigating all of company's expenses since January 2007.

Attorney General of New York Andrew Cuomo is investigating all of AIG's expenses since January 2007 after reports of luxury spa retreats and lavish hunting trips.
Cuomo added that while AIG has been funding "outrageous" expenditures, such as corporate spa retreats and hunting trips, the "taxpayers have the hangover" from their parties.


AIG has been in the hot seat since a few days after the federal government committed $85 billion to bailout the company, when it was revealed that the company spent $440,000 for a week-long retreat at a luxury resort and spa.

Vegas day 4

Too much booze.........

Simon +200

Brother one garbage

Brother two non existent...

FINAL UPDATE: Simon -500 Brother 1 -600 Brother 2 -800

I am wrecked, brutal round of golf on last day in the wind.....

Regular blog updates may resume Thursday.......

Vegas Day 3

Simon: +900 overall

brother one takes second in a poker tourney for a $320 win to get back even...always sems to be even

brother two is down $250

Vegas Day 2

Finally awake, heading downtown, got Carrot Top tickets for later.

Bet LSU +6

Brother two used his anti-snoring machine as a masturbatory device last night.

Vegas Day 1

Won a horse race, came in 9th in first poker tourney. Brother one just peed his pants. Brother two has his leather pants on and is putting grecian formula on his beard.

Brother two, passed out....

2-0 on sports bets, 3-0 on Horse and Dog races.....

Friday night and not very crowded.......


day 1 totals:

Simon +425

Brother one...claiming even

Brother two -200

We are doomed.

So we've all lost all our money, look at the bright side, it's less people for Obama to tax when he is president.

Ohio sucks.

Here are the dumbass racist asswipes that secured the White House for George W Bush in '04. They are leaving one of Sarah Palin's hate rallies and are all fired up to go on a lynchin'. This is what John McCain has left in his base. This is why America is failing.

Someone call PETA

These are my famous football game picking dogs, Reverend Wright, and William Ayers, (the one with the football, about to throw the long bomb). They are planning to kill me in my sleep tonight for doing this to them.

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Palin gives the press some FACETIME!

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Palin gave her first press conference for the reporters traveling with her Tuesday, and said she believed repeated discussion of Obama’s ties to William Ayers was pertinent because it showed he may be less than forthright on other issues.

“It makes you wonder about the forthrightedness, the truthfulness of the plans that he is telling America in regards to the economic recovery because that is first and foremost on American's minds.” Palin said in an on-the-record, off-camera discussion with reporters, while flying from Pensacola, Fla.

Palin reflected a bit on her five weeks on the trail, and said there’s still a lot that can happen. “You know, I’ve been in an underdog position quite often in my life and so has John McCain and we both have come out victoriously, coming from that underdog position and I anticipate that that’s what’s going to be what we see at the end of the day on November 4th,” she said. “So I look forward to that. But I’m just even more, energized campaign, energized mission that we’ll be on as we get out there and into more parts of the nation, talkin’ about the economic recovery plan that we have.”

She also said she would like to appear with Tina Fey on “Saturday Night Live.”

“She's a hoot and she's so talented and it would be fun to either imitate her or keep on giving her more material and keep her in business,” she said.

Did she just say "hoot"? Palin is the quintessential conservative, if there is any way to justify hatred, they will go for it.


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Obama remains undefeated in presidental debates

Andrew Sullivan: This was, I think, a mauling

New York Times: Here, Mr. Obama has a star turn

National Review's Andy McCarthy: We have a disaster here

Political Wire: Tonight's debate wasn't even close. Sen. Barack Obama ran away with it

Washington Post: I did not think this was McCain at his best.

American Spectator: So much for McCain as the master of townhalls.

Topshelfdogfood: John McCain practically peed his pants on stage.


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Hannity gets is own puke thrown back in his face.

As Alan Colmes sits by in a puddle of his own milqetoasty goodness.



This is how you deal with a bully, calm rational arguments refuting the lies and smears with a nice big taste of his own medicine. Whenever Hannity gets owned he falls back on, "You're just giving me talking points." WTF does that mean? That's all this jagoff does is read talking points!

The American military must hate America

An inquiry by the U.S. military has concluded that U.S. air strikes on an Afghan village in August killed more than 30 civilians, far more than U.S. commanders have acknowledged, The New York Times said on Tuesday.

The August 22 air strike on Azizabad village outraged Afghans and opened up a rift between the coalition forces on the one hand and the Afghan government and the United Nations on the other, which both said more than 90 civilians were killed.

Wait, what? The military is saying that we have air raided a village and killed civilians, say it aint so.

Will the McCain/Palin camp put this in their speeches now? Call the military unfit to serve? Incite hatred and condone shouts of terrorist, treason and threats on the life of military members?

Why not, it's ok to whip up their nutball supporters when Obama said it?

Why not?

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Will McCain look at Obama tonight?

Tonight's town hall format seems to favor John McCain, but given his reluctance to even look at Barack Obama in the first debate, what kind of stage mannerisms will be fodder for the body language experts tomorrow?

McCain has shown no fear to attack Obama from the comfort of his partisan rallies, but look for true old man fear and flop sweat tonight as he has to confront his opponent face to face and explain why he wants to not address the economic concerns that strike fear in the hearts of all Americans and replace them with a fear they can get their heads around, like Obama is a terrorist and a secret Muslim.

The polls are cascading in Obamas favor and what will be the McCain end game if this hail mary falls incomplete? Maybe he'll parade Sarah around in pink nightie and promise full service to each American if they win.

At this point I wouldn't put it past him.


My guess is Rich Lowry won't be sitting up so straight tonight, but who knows, maybe he's into lemon parties.