Seriously, are you fu**ing kidding me?

McCain's new ad says Obama is a hypocrite because he said the fundamentals of the economy are strong.

Here is where he got the quote:

"We need a plan that would extend expiring unemployment benefits. For those Americans who have lost their jobs and have been working hard to find a new one, but haven't found one yet. That's part of the change we need. And then after this immediate problem,

we've got the long-term fundamentals that will really make sure this economy grows.

Change means tax code that doesn't reward the lobbyists who wrote it, but the American workers and small businesses that deserve it. As President I am going to eliminate capital gains taxes for small businesses and start-ups."

McCain's next ad might go something like this.

Somebody pulled a Boehner

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My favorite airhead Michelle Bachmann, speaking at a Republican Study Committee press conference, told reporters, "I want to assure you that was not the case. We are not babies who suck our thumbs. We have very principled reasons for voting no."

So the Nancy Pelosi haters once again have egg on their face. If this all leads to a better bill with less taxpayer layout so be it.

Will Nancy get the credit for that since she supposedly single handily killed this one?

Ummmmm....no. It will be because John McCain is so awesome.



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Andrea Mitchell reports Newt Gingrich is a lying, backstabbing worthless piece of crap.

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich was working aggressively behind the scenes to defeat the Wall Street rescue plan minutes before he himself released a public statement in support of the package, NBC's Andrea Mitchell reported on Tuesday.

Gingrich was whipping up votes for the opposition, Mitchell said, apparently without the knowledge of the current GOP leader, John Boehner, who was responsible for recruiting enough support from his caucus to help ensure the bill's passage. Ultimately, the GOP was only able to rally roughly a third of its members.

"Newt Gingrich," she said on MSNBC, "I am told reliably by leading Republicans who are close to him, he was whipping against this up until the last minute, when he issued that face-saving statement. Newt Gingrich was telling people in the strongest possible language that this was a terrible deal, not only that it was a terrible deal, it was a disaster, it was the end of democracy as we know, it was socialism -- and then at the last minute [he] comes out with a statement when the vote is already in place."

Gignrich plans to run for President in four years, fat chance on that. He couldn't even keep his House seat because America hated him and his slimy ways so much. Who's gonna be his VP? Rush Limbaugh? Yeah that'll work.

Oh yeah, but it's Nanacy Pelosi's fault....

Sarah brings her Dad in to see mean ol' Katie Couric.

It's GOTCHA journalism. A voter asks a question, and she says something stupid. GOTCHA!



This campaign is going down in flames, And I am sooooo glad. I need something to be glad about.

Of course McCain is blaming Obama for getting in the way of all his hard work that he had to suspend his campaign for. Or maybe it was Nancy Pelosi who said something that hurt the wittle feewings of the Republicans and they decided to punish the nation because of her meanness.

What the debate and the following polls showed is, the American people are not stupid, they can see through the spin, and that is all the McCain/Palin ticket has.

But, this election can turn on a dime, it's not over yet. McCain will do anything to win.

We need Sarah back in Alaska for when Putin rears his head.

Monday Night Football

Barney Frank reacts to the bailout failure

I'm sorry.

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anybody wanna buy a website?

I'll take 4 cans of soup and a pack of luckies.


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Hannity gets all mad when his little butt buddy says Obama won the debate.

The big bad bully, Sean Hannity can't believe his little weasel pal Dick Morris gives Obama credit for a strong showing in Friday's debate. Morris tries to calm Sean down by cowardly saying, "Look, I'm voting for McCain, don't hurt me!"

Sean goes off saying that Obama is all book learn' and he's just regurgitating talking points, then he said, "Willam Ayers, Reverend Wright, flag pins, five years as a POW, Tony Resko, terrirists and community organizers."

Will Palin ride her dinosaur to the white house.

Soon after Sarah Palin was elected mayor of the foothill town of Wasilla, Alaska, she startled a local music teacher by insisting in casual conversation that men and dinosaurs coexisted on an Earth created 6,000 years ago -- about 65 million years after scientists say most dinosaurs became extinct -- the teacher said.

This woman could have the nuclear codes someday, be afraid, be very afraid.

I guess she does have an out, she's running with one.

Obama wins

No spin from Palin tonight, she's to dumb too give a response?

Sounds like he's still campaigning to me....

But, But...town hall meetings! But...But...earmarks!

Maverick! Reform! POW!

Country First, my ass, it's all about him.




UPDATE: John McCain will debate Barack Obama tonight. Isn't he nice.

More UPDATE: McCain has already declared himself the winner. Way to Go! Nice Job.

Frank wants the GOP to come together

"I didn't know I was going to be the referee for an internal GOP ideological civil war," Barney Frank, D-Mass., said on CBS's "The Early Show."

An agreement on legislation to relieve a spreading financial crisis depends on House Republicans "dropping this revolt" against President Bush.

Frank said he did not think that Democrats were going to see a substantially different proposal from the plan the administration has been trying to sell to lawmakers and which had been the focal point of closed-door talks for days. He called the rival proposal being pushed by House conservative Republicans "an ambush plan."

"What we have right now is total chaos brought by injecting presidential politics into very serious negotiations," New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson said on NBC.

The presence of McCain and Obama at the White House session indeed lent a greater aura of urgency — and personal intensity — to the discussion.

The Republican candidate, according to sources with direct knowledge, sat quiet through most of the meeting, never offered specifics, and spoke only at the end to raise doubts about the rough compromise that the White House and congressional leaders were nearing.

McCain's reluctance to jump on board the bailout agreement could throw the entire week-long negotiation into a tailspin. Sen. Chris Dodd, after leaving the White House, suggested on CNN that the tenuous process could be derailed by what he viewed as McCain's political motives.

If only there was something Frank and GOP congressmen could do together to make a deal.

Caribou Barbie will move next door to Iran and keep them in order.

This is the saddest moment of the Couric Interview, Palin still goes with the, "I can see Russia from my house" bit. They are really insulting the intelligence of the Independent voter. It's obvious the Republican voter is already beyond insult.

I love Palin's shake voice when she knows she is saying something dumb.

Sorry, I can't get the commercial out of this...


Watch CBS Videos Online

A calm approach under crisis.

Obama is not suspending his campaign....




Where's the panic? It's on the side of John McCain and Sarah Pailn. They want to delay the VP debate now too. WTF???

I am suspending this blog to go work on the economic crisis.

This is not a time for blogging, let Wonkette and Gawker make the little jokes and wiseass statements. I am a true American who will put aside web traffic ratings and personal yuks to work for you, the American people.

God bless you all, and God bless the United States of America!


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Note to self: Never piss off David Letterman

Enjoy

McCain Imploding

Rick Davis caught taking money from F&F just last month.

Palin is a nut.

Poll numbers Falling.

McCain wants to suspend debate, suspend campaign.

Frail old man runs from African American asking for change.

Senate says, we don't need your input.

Obama says, "Sorry dude, life's a bitch, the debate is on."

Bush to speak on the television box tonight.

People are dumb.

No comment needed.



Someone please tell me this is a joke.......anyone?


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Is this the final nail in the coffin?

David Donnelly, director of the watchdog group Campaign Money Watch, said: "John McCain's campaign manager and Freddie Mac essentially had a secret half a million dollar lay-a-way plan. For almost three years, they made secret, monthly payments of $15,000 to Rick Davis for apparently no other work than for him to provide special access to a future McCain White House in exchange. If McCain knew about this, his presidential campaign should be over. If he didn't know about it, he ought to fire Rick Davis immediately."

Davis is the most annoying prick in the McCain camp, glad to see him disgraced.

They are playing the "liberal media" card.

Holy SH**! Palin is a nutcase!

Well if Sarah Palin ascends to the Presidency, at least we'll be safe from witches. This is pretty scary actually. This woman is a full blown nutcase.

Oh crap, I can't type anymore...SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!

Sarah appears at 7:30




Palin's social policy views, from her rejection of scientific evidence on global warming to her opposition to publicly funding emergency contraception for rape victims, are explicitly influenced by the sectarian theology she has subscribed to since she was a teenager. There is no better evidence of the depth of Palin's radical convictions than her startling encounter with the witch-hunter, Bishop Muthee.

Do you know how I know you're gay?

Because you like this video.



Watching the government try to unravel this mess, it's all a spin game. Whose fault is it is more important than solving the problem.

Here's an average guy who lost his house. i hope we lick this problem soon.

Schumer blows everyone's mind with his, "How about 150 billion now, and maybe more later" idea.

Why not, the Senator asked, appropriate a portion of the money now -- say, $150 billion -- reassess where the markets are in a few months, and decide then whether more is needed?

"Could you live with less?" Schumer asked.

"I think that would be grave mistake," Paulson responded. "This is about market confidence and the tools to do the job."

Despite Paulson's dire words, Schumer's suggestion immediately became one of the main topics of conversation among the economic and political chatting classes. Indeed, later in the day, Sen. Barack Obama suggested that he supported the financial prudence behind Schumer's idea and thought it was worth exploring.

Now we have a Democrat wanting to spend less...up is down, black is white, cats and dogs living together....MASS HYSTERIA!

Palin: "So what countries can you see from your house?"

Well, maybe she did, who knows? We don't get to know what Palin talks about with these leaders because the McCain camp is not allowing press in. More hiding and protecting of their botched VP choice. I thought Sarah didn't believe in protection? Well John sure likes slapping an extra thick condom over her when she's out in public. Oh but of course she's ready to step into the Presidency at any time, she was the fuckin' point guard on her basketball team, not that pansy ass shooting guard, THE POINT GUARD!!!

Live from New York, it’s Gov. Sarah Palin’s top-secret foreign policy tutorial!

Cool Political Ads From the Past

Woody Allen is concerned about Goldwater, Gerald Ford raps with the kids, June Cleaver likes Ike, Kennedy says Yes we can and Dukakis plays the fear card.

Palin to meet Bono

Sarah Palin has not yet met any foreign heads of state in her capacity as governor of Alaska, and has been criticized for her lack of foreign policy experience. She first received a passport two years ago, before visiting American troops in Kuwait and Germany in 2007.

Palin will be joined by Sen. John McCain for joint meetings on Wednesday with the presidents of Georgia and the Ukraine, as well as with the prime minister of India. The Republican running mates will also meet Wednesday with U2 lead singer Bono, who has been active in international humanitarian issues.


Chris rock calls out Bill Clinton



To get in the debating mood, Republican John McCain will host a town-hall event and take a short nap. His rival, Democrat Barack Obama, will work out or shoot hoops.

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George Bush will be retiring in Preston Hollow, a suburb of Dallas, near my home.
Finally I'll be able to get that long awaited beer.

J-E-T-S jets jets jets

Take the Jets +9 and the under 46 1/2

Play it big!!! It's a lock!!!!


Update Stick with my dog's picks...


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Fabulous! We have a deal.

Rep. Barney Frank, the Financial Services Committee chairman, says a great deal of progress has been made in talks between lawmakers and President Bush's team on the rescue.

The Bush administration has agreed to include mortgage aid and strong congressional oversight in the plan.

A government official with knowledge of the talks also said the administration has agreed to create a plan to help prevent foreclosures on mortgages it acquires as part of the bailout.

Ready to Lead - Check. Ready to debate...ummm, not so much.

At the insistence of the McCain campaign, the Oct. 2 debate between the Republican nominee for vice president, Gov. Sarah Palin, and her Democratic rival, Senator Joseph R. Biden Jr., will have shorter question-and-answer segments than those for the presidential nominees, the advisers said. There will also be much less opportunity for free-wheeling, direct exchanges between the running mates.

McCain advisers said they had been concerned that a loose format could leave Ms. Palin, a relatively inexperienced debater, at a disadvantage and largely on the defensive.

Good lord I have never seen such a concerted effort to protect a candidate from answering questions. Maybe McCain is conceding that the more people find about Sarah Palin, the less they will like her.

One thing can't be denied, with the economic turmoil, McCain's grudge against the best VP candidate, Mitt Romney, makes him look like a petty vindictive fool.

Just what we need in this time.

Football Night in America

Bet the house....if you lose the Gubberment will bail you out.

Obama broke up the Beatles

(Sigh) Here is McCain telling the people of Michigan that Obama is to blame for their problems. Obama made them continue to produce gas guzzling SUV's while hybrids and fuel efficent vehicles thrived.

Limbaugh: Since Josh Howard is for Obama, Obama must hate america.

The fat disgusting sick pig, limp dicked, child molester, says Obama is stoking racial hatred.

From his big fat ugly blog....


"Do we live in a sick era, or what? And then, of course, there's good old Josh Howard, Obama supporter, Dallas Mavericks, an African-American. This is July of this year at Allen Iverson's charity football game, Dallas Mavericks forward Josh Howard.

HOWARD: Star Spangled Banner is going on right now. I don't even celebrate that (bleep) because I'm black. God (bleep) national anthem.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Obama. '08.

HOWARD: Obama and all that (bleep).

What he said he was, "Star-Spangled Banner is going on right now, I don't celebrate that bleep because I'm black. God bleep national anthem." And then the unidentified male voice at the end of the call says, "Obama '08," and Howard says, "Obama and all that blank."
You heard it, Obama '08. So here's an Obama supporter, another one, in addition to Reverend Jeremiah Wright saying God bleep America. This man has become wealthy in this country, Josh Howard has. And, by the way, it's not just black athletes. There are certain black singers who are refusing to sing the national anthem at black events. They're singing the black national anthem, whatever that is."

But Josh Howard is a Maverick.......I think he likes to reform too.

McCain's economic advisors suck.

Carly Fiorina has joined Phil Gramm in McCain's doghouse of economic advisers who say stupid shit.

Carly's big business chops came while running Hewlitt Packard during this time.



Here is how HP has done since they fired her boney ass, (Although I would love to be fired if it included a $42 million dollar severance)




Looks like money well spent.

I'm seeing a theme from the McCain economic team. They succeed at the expense of the shareholders. Phil Gramm made millions while fucking everyone at Enron out of their 401K funds.

McCain is no different, he could give a rats ass about anyone making less than a million or two a year, just like Bush and Reagan. How they continue to fool the middle class is beyond me.

Hannitized for her protection.

Warning: Do not watch Sarah Palin while playing the drinking game, using reform and cronyism!

Fast forward to 2:20......




Somebody didn't listen.....



Next up for Sarah, Katie Couric.

President Clinton thinks the Palin bump was justified...according to his pants.

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See the interview here

Palin will put full court press on the economy.

Earlier at the town hall meeting, a woman rose to speak and said was a Democrat who previously supported Hillary Clinton but now backed the Republican ticket.

“Give us some details and examples of your strategies and plan for economic empowerment for women,” she said.

McCain signaled for Palin to answer the question.

“Well first let me take a shot at that, and I’ll tell ya, I’m a product of Title IX in our schools, where equal education and equal opportunities in sports really helped propel me into the—I guess into the position that I’m in today where,” Palin said.

McCain then interjected, “Could I mention she was a point guard on a state championship basketball team.”

Emails Shemales

Billo wants someone to go to jail over this. Even Karl Rove, the champion of justice he is, is outraged and wants action, he said, " This is really bad."

So figuring out someones yahoo password is bad, outing a CIA agent....meh.

It's so fun seeing these hypocritical douchebags go all high and mighty over this.



and I promised you a shemale so....

McCain/Palin suddenly has that "not so fresh" feeling.

Obama 47 McCain 45.

Barack Obama took the lead for the first time in over a week in the Gallup daily poll. The economy, actually addressing issues with ideas, and maybe even having a hint of integrity might be paying off. The Electoral college polls should reflect this swing in a few days.

Maybe good will conquer evil for once.

Obama bores people with "plans" and "ideas", McCain will meet the problems "head on" and "keep you safe".

Egghead with all his fancy ideas and plans.....




Head on, apply directly to the economy,
Head on, apply directly to the economy,
Head on, apply directly to the economy.

Sarah Palin just got Hockey Mommied.

This is a wrong that must be righted.....we can't sit by and let his go on.....





The real question is how many wingnut idiots will think this is real?


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McCain surrogate: McCain invented the Blackberry.

Asked what work John McCain did as Chairman of the Senate Commerce Committee that helped him understand the financial markets, the candidate's top economic adviser wielded visual evidence: his BlackBerry.

"He did this," Douglas Holtz-Eakin told reporters this morning, holding up his BlackBerry. "Telecommunications of the United States is a premier innovation in the past 15 years, comes right through the Commerce committee so you're looking at the miracle John McCain helped create and that's what he did."

What about Taxes? John McCain invented the blackberry!
What about the Economy? John McCain invented the blackberry!
What about Foreign Policy? John McCain invented the blackberry!
What about Social Security? John McCain invented the blackberry!

See how stupid that is? Well it worked in 2000. Why the hell not now?

We need someone with experience in banking scandals!

As we watch yet another Republican financial crisis unfold before our very eyes, everybody needs to employ Mr Google to read up a little bit on the Keating Five scandal. McCain was big, big pals with Charles Keating. He spoke up for Keating with the regulators, buying him more space to defraud his investors --- and the taxpayers --- even more than he already had. He has not changed his philosophy since then. In fact, his closest economic advisor, Phil Gram, apparently believes that these firms should be completely unregulated and then bailed out by the taxpayers on a regular basis.


Does anyone truly believe, after the ring kissing and genuflecting McCain has had to do to get back in the good graces of the GOP establishment, that he would be a "maverick" on this issue in 2009? If you do, I have some Lehman stock I'd like to sell you.


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Fun things to do while my 401K dissolves

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I can't stop!!!


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Where neocon assholes go to breed...

I am insane now.

Hannidate - The place where people of like conservative minds can come together to meet. Whether you are looking for a life partner, or just someone to hang out with, here you'll be able to find exactly who you are looking for, locally or around the world.

I can't think of anything funnier than the fact that this is not a joke and it actually exists.




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McCain schedules event at a 16000 seat arena, forgets to bring Sarah Palin, comedy ensues.

Dammit, Where's the draw? Poor John, you better stick to supermarkets or biker rallys, where there's all ready big crowds. Say the thing about Ebay! Do the thanks but no thanks thing! Make fun of community organizers! Give the people what they want, pure neocon hatred is what sells, just ask Rush Limbaugh.

Megyn Kelly channels Cambell Brown.

Megyn Kelly will probably be fired for actually perfoming Journalism on Fox News.




Cats and dogs living together? Will McCain now boycott Fox News.

McCain says the economy is still strong and only proven reformers John McCain and Sarah Palin can fix it.

But in McCain's latest ad 'Crisis"



Fundamentaly sound, but in crisis. Kinda like Larry Craig saying he's not gay, he just likes to suck an occasional cock.

How's your 401K doin' ?

Hey don't worry, the national debt is just a number, it doesn't mean anything, the economy is fundamentally sound, you see, we're just a nation of whiners. We need less government, less regulation, lower taxes, more God, more guns.

Throw in some more wars we can't afford, and what the fuck, let's threaten Russia too.

If all else fails we can always sell the country on ebay.

The economy is bad? In what respect Charlie?

527 ad says Sarah Palin kills wolves from airplanes and laughs as they die a slow death.

Brutal ad depicts Sarah Palin as a cruel wolf hater.



Coming up next: John McCain rapes kittens.

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Funny.

You think Governor Palin is going to waste her time reading books about the Bush Doctrine? No, she's busy with the responsibilities that come with being governor of the great state of Alaska. She's got moose to field-dress, bridges to nowhere to say "No" to, jets to sell on eBay. Maybe community organizers have the time to talk about the Bush Doctrine. But Sarah Palin's too busy trying to reform Washington. By way of Alaska.

Before long, Obama and Biden will have to defend themselves against accusations that they're smart. They'll start claiming that they not only didn't know what the Bush Doctrine is but that they were unaware that Bush was even president. "We thought we were running against his father," they'll say. "We were too busy going to church and shooting animals and saying 'No' to lobbyists to pay attention to any of that Washington election nonsense. Hell, we don't even know how to read."

And the election will become about who's dumber and more ignorant.

And you know which party's going to win that one.


Hot.

Hannity: You Democrats are lying, the economy is great!

Can we replace Alan Colmes with this guy...PLEASE!

Nice to see someone fight back for a change against this idiotic blowhard.

Here we go again....

IN 2004 we re-elected a president who said, only I can keep you safe. We got the worst economic mess since the great depression. Now we are falling for it again.

Liberal Porn

Ok, I got my hand lotion, my pants are lowered, the incense is burning, some soft music in the background......PLAY!

McCain camp working in Michigan to suppress votes.

Michigan Republicans plan to foreclose African American voters.


The chairman of the Republican Party in Macomb County Michigan, a key swing county in a key swing state, is planning to use a list of foreclosed homes to block people from voting in the upcoming election as part of the state GOP’s effort to challenge some voters on Election Day.

“We will have a list of foreclosed homes and will make sure people aren’t voting from those addresses,” party chairman James Carabelli told Michigan Messenger in a telephone interview earlier this week. He said the local party wanted to make sure that proper electoral procedures were followed.

State election rules allow parties to assign “election challengers” to polls to monitor the election. In addition to observing the poll workers, these volunteers can challenge the eligibility of any voter provided they “have a good reason to believe” that the person is not eligible to vote. One allowable reason is that the person is not a “true resident of the city or township.”


The McCain camp clearly does not want anyone who suffered in the last eight years to vote. What they have become is so vile, all credibility is lost. It sickens me to see a War Hero sell out to these sleeze merchants.

John McCain, Stand up and fight for your dignity.


How about a link Wonkette?

just because

"Let's just list this for a second," he said Tuesday. "John McCain says he's about change, too. And so I guess his whole angle is, 'Watch out, George Bush. Except for economic policy, health-care policy, tax policy, education policy, foreign policy and Karl Rove-style politics, we're going to really shake things up in Washington. That's not change. That's just calling some -- the same thing something different. But you know, you can't, you can put, uh, lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig." - Barack Obama, September 9th 2008

The Wolves are coming to get you America!!!

McCain camp recycles a GWB ad theme....ARE YOU SCARED YET?







Frightened kitty is FRIGHTENED!





DailyKos getting material from TopShelfDogfood?

A perfect blog entry...

Maybe someday I will be as good as this:


Time to say, "Thanks but no thanks," to Sarah Palin


Till then I have to resort to childish shit like:



Sarah Palin opens up to the Media

Hannity's lipstick is all over John McCain's C***

Douchebag of the right, Sean Hannity is practicing his moral outrage once again....




Oh right on Sean, your such a champion of Women's rights. He can look into people's souls and know they are thinking of Sarah Pailin when Obama says McCain's new found change mantra is like putting lipstick on a pig. What a farce Fox News is for having this smug condecending piece of human garbage on their network.

Even Palin's home state local news is calling her out.

Very telling....



Remember when Clinton lied about getting a blow job and all the rightwing nutballs argued that "if he'll lie about that, what else will he lie about?"

Where is the moral outrage now?

Days after the 35W bridge collapse John McCain connected that $233 million with the tragedy that claimed 13 lives in Minneapolis.

“Maybe if we had done it right, maybe some of that money would have gone to inspect those bridges and other bridges around the country,” McCain said at a campaign stop in Ankeny, Iowa on Aug. 4, 2007. “Maybe the 200,000 people who cross that bridge every day would have been safer than spending $233 million of your tax dollars on a bridge in Alaska to an island with 50 people on it.”

One month after McCain’s critical comments Palin changed her position on the bridge, citing the project’s high cost to Alaskans, while continuing to defend the project.

“Despite the work of our congressional delegation, we are about $329 million short of full funding for the bridge project, and it’s clear that Congress has little interest in spending any more money on a bridge between Ketchikan and Gravina Island,” Palin stated in a released statement dated Sept. 21, 2007. “Much of the public’s attitude toward Alaska bridges is based on inaccurate portrayals of the projects here. But we need to focus on what we can do, rather than fight over what has happened.”



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Ummmmm....nice.

McCain: Mr Obama, please take a seat over here.

I AM FLABBERGASTED:



So many distortions, so sad, what a freak McCain is.

What's the one state McCain simply cannot lose? Did Palin's ultra-christianity just put that state back in play?

McCain simply cannot get to 270 without Florida. Gov Sarah Palin has energized the GOP and put McCain even or ahead in many national polls. What is being overlooked is Florida, suddenly it's in play.




One thing about Florida voters, they are smart and wont be scared. Mark my words, Obama will still press in Ohio, but he must campaign will Hillary in Florida to win this election.

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Palin's naked lies on Videotape

Is she a liar and a fraud? You decide.



If america doesn't think this is the most phony set of presidential candidates in history then we will get:
More wars (Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb bomb Iran) or however that goes
More big oil (Pipelines for Alaska!)
More welfare for our corporations (Hooray for golden parachutes!)
More idiots blaming the democrats for our woes (O'Reilly and Limbaugh have to bitch about something)
China will control more U.S assets. (note to self: learn mandarin)
Wind and Solar power will die on the vine.
Our infrastructure will continue to decay.

Good luck.

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McCain: I'm the African-American candidate in this race.

Testing the boundaries on just how much his supporters will swallow, John McCain told a gathering at a Love's Truck Stop in Western Ohio, that he in fact is the real African-American candidate in this race, and has the pictures to prove it.

"I am the candidate of real change, and I am also the real African-American candidate in this race" a rejuvenated McCain bolstered.

McCain's recent lift in the polls has come due to his claims that he and his "white prize" Sarah Palin are the real mavericky candidates of change and they will "drain the swamp" in Washington.

"With this fine piece of white ass here by my side we gonna be all up in Congress ass yo." McCain told the stunned crowd.
"Obama, you acting like a little bitch right now. You acting real paranoid and shit. Now, I'm takin the black vote and you ain't gonna do shit? You acting like a little bitch right now, Man, fuck that. I ain't letting that shit ride. We gonna go in and smoke all these motherfuckers. I don't care who the fuck out there. Goddamn it."

McCain's campaign manager Rick Davis in an interview said, "The polls have shown that Americans will believe anything as long as you start the speech with a P.O.W. story and end the speech with a P.O.W. story. we are in control now, not the media."

Palin was not made available for questions.

Liar! Liar! White cotton low rise panties on fire.

Obama calls Palin/McCain liars in his latest ad:



Finally we see a little fire from the chosen one. Let's hope it's not the last.

Palin goes off script, inserts foot.

Speaking before voters in Colorado Springs, the Republican vice presidential nominee claimed that lending giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac had "gotten too big and too expensive to the taxpayers." The companies, aren't taxpayer funded but operate as private companies. The takeover may result in a taxpayer bailout during reorganization.

Economists and analysts pounced on the misstatement, saying it demonstrated a lack of understanding about one of the key economic issues likely to face the next administration.

"You would like to think that someone who is going to be vice president and conceivable president would know what Fannie and Freddie do," said Dean Baker, co-director of the Center for Economic and Policy Research. "These are huge institutions and they are absolutely central to our country's mortgage debt. To not have a clue what they do doesn't speak well for her, I'd say."

The partisan crowd on hand cheered the line.


Rick Davis better get that gal a ball gag real fast.

Remember when they faked the moon landing?

Look what they cut out of John McCains speech!

Simon Vs Sam

YTD Simon 2-5 Sam 2-3



Simon says : BEARS +10 (winner)

also John McCain +150 over Barack Obama

Saturday's picks:

Simon:
Michigan/Miami Over 40 (Loser)
Penn St/Oregon St Over 47 (Winner..finally)
Kansas/La Tech Over 52 (loser)

Sam:
Ohio St/Ohio Over 46 (loser)
San Diego St +22 (winner)
Utep +26.5 (loser)


today's guest: COSMO picking Florida -23 vs Miami. (push)

The Rove playbook

Rule number one in the Karl Rove playbook is, attack their strengths, not their weaknesses. The republicans have been attacking Barack Obama for being a "community organizer" something he chose to do right out of college. He graduated from Harvard Law as president of the Law Revue and went to work to help people in communities fight crime, drugs and gang violence.

The new darling of the right wing is Sarah Palin, someone who says the Iraq War is "Gods Will" and wants to ban books from libraries.

She asked on camera. "Can someone tell me just exactly what the VP does?" Well, our last one, lied alot, used his political position to fire people he didn't like, used lawyers to hide all his secrets, and built all his success and energy policies around big oil. You'll fit in just fine.

If you are a christian, please ask yourself, would Jesus help people from the bottom up, or the top down. I seem to recall alot of "Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers, that you do unto me." in the bible, not so much of, "laugh and make fun of community organizers"

Andrea Mitchell nearly killed by hate filled fear balloons.

Tiny NBC reporter Andrea Mitchell was nearly smothered to death by the balloon drop at the RNC Thursday night. Angry delegates formed a human funnel directing the ballons to her in retalliation for her liberal reporting where she asks all kinds of questions that aren't "Do you think Obama is a secret Muslim?"



Andrea is safe in the arms of Chris Matthews and recovering from the ordeal.

Top ten things heard at the RNC.....

10. "Where's my gay prostitute?"

9. "Did McCain just call the Bush administration a bunch of corrupt assholes?? Yeah, this will go well!"

8. "cup my balls, big boy"

7. "Heck, I was in college before I found out it wasn't supposed to hurt to take a golden shower."

6. "tap tap tap"

5. "I don't see why people would even be interested in whether or not Sarah Palin, luxurious brown hair spilling across her bared milky shoulders and freshly shimmied out of well worn jeans and cotton panties, accepted a man not her husband"

4. `You got splooge on mah banjo!'

3. "Who wants to go on a polar bear hunt?"

2. "Pee oh muther fuggin dubya"


and number 1...

Hey! Any y'all remember 9/11?

The 9/11 tribute video shown at the RNC is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.

The most corrupt, facist, secretive, lying, partisan and manipulative government since Nixon wants you to give them one more try at it. They promise they will do better.

And if that sound reasoning doesn't play, here's some scary footage....this will happen again if you vote for a Democrat.






In other news a McCain spokeswoman says Sarah Palin will not be granting interviews or answering any questions until the election. So, is she going to show up for the debate with Joe Biden?

My guess is she will but every answer will be, "God has a plan for that.", "You're being sexist to ask me that." and "I can field dress a moose, motherfucker, what can you do?"

And it was so fitting that the convention closed with Heart's big hit "Barracuda" (used without permission)


If the real thing dont do the trick
No, you better make up something quick
You gonna burn burn burn burn it to the wick
Ooooooohhhh, barra barracuda.



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Remember all the energy and fire Sarah Palin brough to the floor last night? McCain just pissed all over it.

Has to be the biggest let down in RNC history. Bring that big tittied Milf back out, I'm bored.
McCain talked about his POW thing again and basically said, yea we fucked up the last eight years but trust us! We won't let you down again. Then he talked about being a pow again. He promised unicorns and stickers and ponies and candy. Then he talked about being a POW again. Then I fell asleep.



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In their defense..they are all lying pieces of shit.

Pure genius from the Daily Show.

Simon Vs. Sam (nfl opener)

Simon says, Take the Redskins +4 1/2


Sam pooped in the dining room so he does not get to play tonight.



Update:......I suck.