Simon Vs. Sam (updated)

Periodicaly we will be picking some footbal games here on Top Shelf Dogfood.

Simon is 0-2
Sam is 1-1



At the end of the year the animal with the best record wins a jar of Peanut Butter.

I'm sooo Sorry.

I'd tap it!

McCain, Cindy in Sarah in hot 3-way action!

Try getting that out of your head.

Way to hammer home the message that 47 year old, first-term senator Obama is too inexperienced to be president, pick a 44 year old first-term governor as your running mate



Ha!

South Carolina 527 group comes up with a fresh new ad to frame this Election...

Just kidding...it's all POW....




This is almost as tired and stale as this video also titled "Home".......almost.....

GOP Considers Delaying Convention so they can party after New Orleans drowns, instead of during.

Republican officials said yesterday that they are considering delaying the start of the GOP convention in Minneapolis-St. Paul because of Tropical Storm Gustav, which is on track to hit the Gulf Coast, and possibly New Orleans, as a full-force hurricane early next week.

The threat is serious enough that White House officials are also debating whether President Bush should cancel his scheduled convention appearance on Monday, the first day of the convention, according to administration officials and others familiar with the discussion.

Touchdown!

Caught up in the spirit of unity, Keith Olberman and Chris Matthews made out during the entire speech.

Jesus Christ, even Bill Kristol said it was good.




Next up....The Republican National Convention...

Healthcare Scmelthcare

In an interview with the Dallas Morning News yesterday, John Goodman (not the fat guy from Rosanne) architect of Sen. John McCain’s (R-AZ) health care plan, said the term “uninsured” is a misnomer because Americans have ER access.

“So I have a solution. And it will cost not one thin dime,” Mr. Goodman said. “The next president of the United States should sign an executive order requiring the Census Bureau to cease and desist from describing any American – even illegal aliens – as uninsured. Instead, the bureau should categorize people according to the likely source of payment should they need care.“

This is genius, just outlaw the term "unisured", who knew solving problems under the administration of John McCain will be so easy.

John McCain will also outlaw the term "unemployed", I mean you get up in the morning and watch The Price is Right, don't you. That's a job!

Also there will be no "illegal aliens" under John McCain. I saw the movie Alien and there are certainly not 25 million of those things walking around in the US. Let's get real.

Poverty is defined as to be deprived of those goods and services and pleasures which others around us take for granted. Under John McCain no one will be allowed to take common necessities that determine the quality of life, including food, clothing, shelter and safe drinking water, for granted. Presto, no more Poverty.

Sweeeeeet!

Fox News is genius!

Ha.

John MCain: "You suck, my friend."

Johnny says your work ethic sucks you are not a P.O.W. like him.




How much will you pay me to change your colostomy bag? Take you to the grocery store? Feed your 14 cats?

I bailed hay in the summer heat for $1.50/hr, so bite me you old, dried up, over privileged, never worked a day in your life P.O.S.


Shout out to my bro in the hospital.....

Remember the fundie wingnut who asked everyone to pray for rain on Obama's acceptance speech?

Maybe he pissed off God. Hurricane Gustav may hit New Orleans on the first day of the Republican Convention.

Obama is the nominee!!!

McCain's plan to build 45 more Nuclear reactors comes up 455 short

The uninformed platitudes of John McCain are never more illustrated in his jingoistic idiotic statement:

"… the French are able to generate 80% of their electricity with nuclear power. There’s no reason why America shouldn't’t."

McCain has proposed building 45 nuclear plants in the next 35 years, is this enough to satisfy Johnny's desire to be everything french?

The U.S. has some one hundred nuclear reactors providing about nearly 100 Gigawatts of capacity and nearly 800,000 Gigawatt-hours of electricity, roughly 20% of total U.S. power. For the record, France has only 59 reactors, capacity of about 63 GW, generating 550,000 GW-hr (some of which is exported), covering nearly 80% of their usage . [Note to Sen. McCain: France is a much smaller country than ours.]

We would have to quadruple the number of reactors to 400, which would take decades even if we could somehow return to — and sustain — the fastest decadal rate of U.S. nuclear plant construction. But that wouldn’t mean just building 300 new nuclear plants, for several reasons.

First, by 2050, almost all of the existing plants would need to be replaced, so that is another hundred to build if we want to hit the 80% goal.

And then, since McCain is not a big booster of energy efficiency (his McCain-Lieberman climate bill has no substantive energy efficiency provisions in it at all), we have to deal with some 1.1% annual electricity growth, which means we’ll need more than 600 nukes in 2050.

McCain will also need to pull about 6 more Yucca mountains out of his ass to deal with the waste.

McCain is wrong on nuclear power, wrong on off shore drilling, wrong on everything.

Let the mighty Dance of Unity commence!

Free drinks and like mindedness make for a loss of inhibitions.

McCain announces VP!

In a shocking move McCain has announced his choice for Vice President this morning.

Hillary goes balls out for Obama

Hillary went with the orange pant suit Tuesday evening, and was wearing her ovaries on the outside as she took the stage to the delight of crowd at the Pepsi center.

Everyone agrees she delivered and put to rest any doubts that she wants Obama to beat McCain this November.



The die hard PUMAs still are harping on the experience deal, but lets remember the last guy who ran on experience alone.

Prepare to be Shocked! Karl Rove didn't like Michelle Obama's speech.

I guess Michelle didn't talk enough about how she likes to leak the names of undercover CIA operatives, or maybe how she likes to pervert the justice department with loyal "Bushies". Or maybe she didn't violate the Presidential Records Act by deleting emails during her speech. Probably didn't earn her any Rove points that she didn't manipulate the justice system to destroy Governor of Alabama Don Siegelman, during her introductory video, either.




Or it could be just that she is a Woman and Karl Rove hates women.

McCain doesn't have cute kids because they broke his dick off when he was a P.O.W.

How can Obama run this nation, when he can't control his bratty kids?



And the clock on the wall has been stuck at 3 for days and days....



I will take pity on the doddering old fool and not post the Leno video where MCCain again mentions his time as a P.O.W.

I don't think it's any coincidence that Obama sent his VP choice text message out at 3 A.M. Just a little dig at this nonsense.

Woman in McCain ad thinks McCain is pro-choice.

The woman in John McCain's ad is Debra Bartoshevich, a former Wisconsin delgate, and when asked why she would vote for McCain given his pledge to overturn Roe v. Wade, she responded, "I didn't realize he was for that."




I am reminded of a scene from Stripes starring Bill Murray.

Cruiser: I joined the army 'cause my father and my brother were in the army. I figured I better join before I got drafted.
Sergeant Hulka: Son, there ain't no draft no more.
Cruiser: There was one?

We won't be able to criticize John McCain's VP pick.

Because he was in a place for five years where he never got to pick anything!!!

Will the women scorned go this far?

It's hard to believe there are really women who loved everything about Hillary would vote for someone so diametrically opposed to all her core values, just out of spite.




A VOTE FOR MC CAIN MEANS A COMPLETE SWEEP OF A RIGHTWINGNUT CONSERVATIVE SUPREME COURT.
Elimination of Roe versus Wade
Don't even THINK about a 'fair wage', much less a broken 'glass ceiling'
A VOTE FOR MC CAIN MEANS WAR AND ALL IT'S EXPENSES
No funds for communities or schools or infrastructure
CONSTANT WARFARE AS AN ECONOMIC POLICY - yes - they make war to make money -
A VOTE FOR MCCAIN IS A VOTE COMPLETELY AGAINST ALL THAT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY STANDS FOR.
McCain could bring back the DRAFT.
McCain opposes Equal Pay for Women.
McCain votes AGAINST funding VA Hospitals EVERY CHANCE HE GETS.
McCain votes AGAINST working families EVERY CHANCE HE GETS.

Fox News can't understand why liberals wouldn't like them.

Hillarious footage of Idiot Fox News guy getting owned in Denver. OMG, don't they believe in free speech? Well it looks like they do.



It's obvous Fox is going to be looking at the most radical elements to paint this convention as a far-left hippie fest. Just remember McCain goes last and payback is a bitch.

Que the rightous indignation from Hannity and Billo, this will be a fun week.

Oh yeah and by the way, John McCain never got speak freely for five years.

McCain's latest childish ads slamming Obama's Vp pick will demand a hellish payback if he picks Romney...or doesn't.

The McCain camp has two basic slams, make childish attacks on Obama, and remind everyone John McCain was a POW every five minutes.

Here's a preview of an upcoming debate.

Moderator: How will you fix our economy?

McCain: I was a prisoner of war.

Moderator: What will you do about the situation in Iraq?

McCain: P.O.W.

Moderator: What's your tax plan?

McCain: Did I mention I was a prisoner of war?

Moderator: How will you save social security?

McCain: ... I would, but I was a prisoner of war.

Moderator: What do you plan to do about Russia?

McCain: Make it a prisoner of war. Just like I was.

Moderator: Finally, Mr. McCain, how will you capture Osama Bin Laden?

McCain: Has anybody seen my dog? Where am I? Am I in Vietnam? I was a prisoner of war ... I think ...

Moderator: Mr. Obama, how do you propose you would balance the budget and give every American 1,000,000 by the end of your first 10 minutes as president?

Obama: Uh, I didn't ever say-

Moderator: Don't dodge the question!

. . .

Moderator: Mr. McCain, when we've captured Osama Bin Laden and balanced the budget, how awesome will we be?

McCain: Well, uh. . . I mean, when I was in Vietname, we. . . Uh, well. . .

Moderator: Pretty awesome indeed! Good answer, sir!

Obama: I don't think this is-

Moderator: IT'S NOT YOUR TURN TO TALK! CAN'T YOU LIBERALS FOLLOW ANY RULES?!

Attention ladies of PUMA!!!!

I know what you need. Let's just get this overwith and get you ladies on board.

McCain's new ad? "I know you are but what am I"

This comical ad tries to say it is Obama who is the elitist and out of touch with Americans struggling to pay their bills. But remember it is those "poor" folks making between $500K and 4.99 Million that will get their taxes raised.
Everybody else gets a bigger cut under Obama.



Don't get too mad McCain aways has this:

The elitist can of worms McCain has opened.

In 2006 at an AFL-CIO convention, when asked about the effect of immigration in depressing wages, McCain declared that no Americans would be willing to do agricultural work for as little as $50/hour.

He offered anybody in the crowd $50 an hour to pick lettuce in Arizona.
Shouts of protest rose from the crowd, with some accepting McCain’s job offer.
“I’ll take it!” one man shouted.
McCain insisted none of them would do such menial labor for a complete season. “You can’t do it, my friends.”

Some in the crowd said they didn’t appreciate McCain questioning their work ethic.

Let's face it John McCain can't fathom how anybody gets by on less than 5 million a year, let alone $50/hr. How could they afford 7 houses, keep their wives sedated and walk in Italian shoes?

You can't get anywhere in Arizona unless you have a corporate jet, and lobbyists don't work for free.

I guess he has earned this elitism, because after all he was a POW.

Rectal Swab Rush Limbaugh calls Obama a "Little Black Man Child"

Speaking yesterday from his fecal encrusted sty, bukkake video connoisseur Rush Limbaugh chortled:

"It's -- you know, it's just -- it's just we can't hit the girl. I don't care how far feminism's saying, you can't hit the girl, and you can't -- you can't criticize the little black man-child. You just can't do it, 'cause it's just not right, It's not fair. He's such a victim."

400 Million dollars, for that?




I wonder how much he has to pay this honey to change his messy diapers.

I want some money can I say something offensive and get some?

OK, this is me talking on a radio show...."I hear John McCain is quite a gambler, it's rumored that once at a casino he dropped more coin than Michael J. Fox at a parking meter."


Your serve El Rushbo.

Oh it's on now, Mu**er F**cker.

Obama is going on the offensive. Will McCain continue to get his free pass?



Asked for a resonse to this McCain said "Pow! Pow! Reagan! Reagan! 9/11! 9/11! Surge! Surge!"

McCain agrees, a draft is needed. Gates of Hell, indeed.

There is no doubt if the youth vote turns out, for once, in this country it will favor Obama. So let's all give John McCain a great big thank you with his endless war rhetoric. It's true he may have just gotten bored with this dried up old hag's endless question, but nevertheless, he agrees that a draft is needed to fulfill his pledge to follow Bin Laden to the gates of hell.

Rush Limbaugh demands a pro-life, pro-prescription-drug-abuse and pro-dominican-sex-tour VP.

America's pig faced beacon of conservatism warns McCain on picking a pro-life VP.

"If they do that, if the McCain camp does that, they will have effectively destroyed the Republican Party and pushed the conservative movement into the bleachers -- and there are a lot of people who believe that's been the aim of the Rockefeller wing of the Republican Party for many years. Now, if all this stuff is not just a trial balloon -- and a lot of people now think that all this is just a smoke screen to set the table and set the stage for Rudolph Giuliani as the vice president. Meanwhile, Mike Huckabee is out there trashing Mitt Romney to as many evangelical groups as he can. We're committing suicide in the midst of two events that could launch the party to sweeping victory in November! "

I'd love to see it happen, call it "Operation Chaos 2: Electric Boogaloo."

Why can't we question John McCain's character?

John McCain says this election is about character – and he‘s right.
In the 2000 presidential race the Bush campaign – led by Karl Rove – viciously attacked John McCain’s wife and child – they said his wife was a drug addict and that the child he and his wife adopted from an orphanage was actually his illegitimate Black daughter. On election night, his wife was in tears.

Back then, McCain was disgusted. He said there was “a special place in hell” for rumormongers like these people. He made a promise to his family and to his supporters that he would never run a dirty campaign like that. Never.

But early this year John McCain hired Charlie Condon, the very same man who was behind those vicious smears to run his South Carolina campaign. And then several weeks ago he brought Steven Schmidt - leading protégé of Karl Rove and master of the political hit job - on board to be his campaign manager and write the talking points for the new negative campaign against Barak Obama.

It’s sad to watch, McCain’s willingness to humiliate himself by hiring the same gang of people who horribly insulted him and his family. It shows that he has become so desperate to win this election that he is willing to sacrifice his principles and his personal honor in order to do it

Let’s face it. A real man would have said to those people – “Get the hell out of my office before I throw you out” the minute they walked in. A person would not have to be a tough guy like John Wayne to say that. A gentle, decent man of character would have told them the same thing.

But what did John McCain say about Bush’s dirty politics gang?

He said: “I had to get over it … it was a long time ago”

It’s sad, genuinely sad
.
John McCain – he’s no longer the man he used to be.

To that end, I think the essence of Obama's campaign needs to be "John McCain will do anything to get elected." He will exploit his time as a POW and make up stories about his military "experience." He will flip-flop on any given number of issues -- Afghanistan, immigration, torture, tax cuts, etc. He will use racist appeals and attack Obama's patriotism to get elected.

"McCain. The candidate who will say anything to get elected."
This is short. And it's easy to remember. And it counters McCain's own branding of himself as a Maverick.

McCain = Bush = Carter

Remember all the great fiscal conservatives and Ronald Regan fellaters spewing their blie ad nauseum saying Obama will be the next Jimmy Carter. Well, here we are with an impotent foriegn policy and double digit inflation.....oh yeah, the Bush admin has brought us this! And if it is widely agreed that McCain will just be four more years of Bush, then McCain ipso facto is the next JIMMY CARTER!


"Core" inflation, for those people who don't use energy or eat food,is up sharply, while home building took another plunge. The decline in gas prices next month will probably cool things down a bit, which is good, because if we continued at an average of the last two months we'd be looking at an 18% annual rate.

But be of good cheer! So far wages aren't coming close to keeping up with this new round of inflation, so that traditional "price-wage-price" spiral is only "price-price-price." That's better, right?




I loved Jack Cafferty's rant on the church chat thing.

"It occurs to me that John McCain is as intellectually shallow as our current president. When asked what his Christian faith means to him, his answer was a one-liner. "It means I'm saved and forgiven." Great scholars have wrestled with the meaning of faith for centuries.
Asked about his greatest moral failure, he cited his first marriage, which ended in divorce. While saying it was his greatest moral failing, he offered nothing in the way of explanation. Why not?
He was asked to define rich. After trying to dodge the question -- his wife is worth a reported $100 million -- he finally said he thought an income of $5 million was rich. One after another, McCain's answers were shallow, simplistic, and trite. He showed the same intellectual curiosity that George Bush has---virtually none.
He no longer allows reporters unfettered access to him aboard the "Straight Talk Express" for a reason. He simply makes too many mistakes. Unless he's reciting talking points or reading from notes or a TelePrompTer, John McCain is lost.
Bush goes bumbling along, grinning and spewing moronic one-liners, as though nobody understands what a colossal failure he has been. I fear to the depth of my being that John McCain is just like him."

McCain is now leading in some polls and we have just reached an agreement with Poland on a missile defense shield.

After Warsaw and Washington announced the agreement on the deal last week, top Russian Gen. Anatoly Nogovitsyn warned that Poland is risking attack, and possibly a nuclear one, by deploying the American missile defense system, Russia's Interfax news agency reported.

Poles have been shaken by the threats, but NATO Secretary General Jaap de Hoop dismissed them Tuesday as "pathetic rhetoric."



I'm going to get drunk.

Obama Rickroll

Hey, y'all. Watch this!

I've always wanted to go kite surfing in a tropical storm. Well, here is why Darwin awards are given out.

I wonder how this story would play at Saddleback.

Last summer
I visited Germany.
Wanted to take a look
at Hitler's homeland.
I decided to visit the remains of a
concentration camp on the outskirts of Munich:
Dachau.
You join a tour group, go out by bus,
get out at the gate. It's chilling.
A sign over the gate says,
"Arbeit Macht Frei. "
It means, "Work will make you free"
- something the Nazis told their prisoners.
I'm walking around this concentration
camp, and I see something on the ground.
I picked it up.
Guess what I found?
A tiny Star of David.
Very old.
Who knows? It might've belonged to
one of the prisoners at the camp.
Maybe a small boy
torn from his parents...
as they were dragged off
to the slaughterhouse.
I kept that Star of David.
I know I shouldn't have, but I did.
I keep it right here on my console.
I like to hold it
sometimes.
In fact, well...
I'm holding it right now.
I like to hold it in my hand
to give me courage.
Maybe some of the courage that small
boy had as he faced unspeakable evil...
can enter me as I face
the trials in my own life...
as I face the cowardly
and the narrow-minded.
The bitter, bigoted people who
hide behind anonymous comments on the internet,
full of hatred
and poisonous bile.
The gutless,
spineless people...
like you, who make me puke!

Another Home Run by KO

Hannity and Newt still jacking each other off over tire inflation

Where do all the most hate filled socially rejected Republicans go? On Hannity and Colmes!

Listen how these two dumb asses come to the point that inflating tires lines the pockets of big oil.

Please don't let the evil Libruhls tax us!!

We need good strong Fiscal conservatives like this cartoon illustrates!

McCain being a prick is ok since he served.

The Weakest of Minds turn first to Violence to settle an argument the ones weaker than even them turn to false Humor to dodge reality and distract from the truth. McCain only knows WAR WAR WAR or JOKE JOKE JOKE so what does that make him?
John McCane is like Red Skelton--they both laugh(ed) at their own jokes. Big difference: Red Skelton was truly funny. John McCane is not. And, McCane's hubris and sophomoric "humor" and trigger-happy, shoot-from-the hip approach is a bad thing in a president. Lord help us, if he manages to steal this election.

If McCain becomes President, America will have more than a prickly president with a low boiling point. He carries grudges, fibs rather than admits mistakes, cannot endure criticism, threatens revenge, controls by fear, is consumed with self-importance.
Shifting blame also is second nature.

Enjoy this video (it may have been altered):

If someone wanted to swiftboat John McCain, it might go something like this.

The kicker is, all of this is true.

Obama's VP odds

Al Gore 30/1
Bill Richardson 25/1
Brian Schweitzer 40/1
Christopher Dodd 20/1
Chuck Hagel 20/1
Ed Rendell 30/1
Evan Bayh 1/1
Hillary Clinton 10/1
Janet Napolitano 40/1
Jim Webb 50/1
Joe Biden 3/1
John Edwards 150/1
Kathleen Sebelius 8/1
Mark Warner 30/1
Michael Bloomberg 50/1
Oprah Winfrey 500/1
Phil Bredesen 35/1
Ron Paul 100/1
Sam Nunn 25/1
Ted Strickland 60/1
Tim Kaine 5/2
Wesley Clarke 20/1
Ted Kennedy 500/1


I have $10 on Joe Biden.

Is the Bush Admin provoking Russia to help McCain?

The United States and Poland reached a long-stalled deal on Thursday to place an American missile defense base on Polish territory, in the strongest reaction so far to Russia’s military operation in Georgia.

The Obama angle is getting wide play. It was aired on Wednesday by Sergei Markov, a senior political scientist who is close to Vladimir Putin, the Prime Minister and power behind President Medvedev.

“George Bush's Administration is promoting interests of candidate John McCain,” said Dr Markov. “Defeated by Barak Obama on all fronts, McCain has one last card to play yet - the creation of a virtual Cold War with Russia . . . Bush himself did not want a war in South Ossetia but his Republican Party did not leave him any choice.” The Americans were now engineering an armed conflict between Ukraine and Russia, Dr Markov added.

It is interesting this all happens with Obama on a planned vacation and McCain sending his surrogates to the region, on cue. Maybe I'm just paranoid.

Have a nice weekend.

McCain loves Bush more and more, each year!

Obama releases 100% positive ad.

What about all the things John McCain WON'T do?!?!?!

Where are they? I want dirt. This is boring!!!!



Keating five! Keating five! Keating five!
Phil Gramm, Shia, Sunni, creepy smile....c'mon give me a pic of his ex-wife or somethin'

Swiftboating far-right fruitcake is the Republican Darling once again.

Jerome Corsi, butt boy of T Boone Pickens and the other far right wing loons released his second Democratic hate filled liefest called, The Obama Nation. OOOOOO....such a scary title from this fat faced, no dick, foot tapper.

Look at him! He looks the kind of guy who likes to lay in a bathtub and have other neocons pee all over him.

His awesome rants have included such gems as:

That pedophilia “is OK with the Pope as long as it isn't reported by the liberal press,” that “RAGHEADS are Boy-Bumpers as clearly as they are Women-Haters” and that Kerry is “Anti-Christian, Anti-American.”

Last year, Corsi released a book charging President Bush was secretly plotting to create a North American Union by merging the U.S. with Canada and Mexico.

I don't think Corsi is any more worthy of being taken seriously than those who think Jews rule the world or the ‘Truthers’ who think President Bush is responsible for 9/11.

Well I have it on good authority that Jerome Corsi
eats a whole Mexican baby every morning. He used to rape it first, but ever since his dick fell off on 9/11, he just eats it.

Any disputes to this is simply nitpicking and not getting my core argument

For the love of god, do not play this video!

I warned you!

Fun with Money!

Here's how Obama's and McCains tax plans stack up, in a nice clean graph that even the bitters can understand.

McCain is flat out lying about Obama raising taxes on people making 42K/yr.

(put the mouse thingy on it and click, to enlarge.)




Here's a little fun website....look at all the fancy money connections Honest John has.

http://www.mccainslobbyists.com/

It's ok to cheat on and dump your wife and kids if you spend five years as a POW.

I'm actually amazed that milquetoast Alan Colmes took the fight to these morally superior neocons, but I love Hannity's rationalization for McCains infidelity.



John Edwards is finished politically, but once again the Republican gets a free pass on his morally dubious behavior.

I guess 5 years as a POW gets you a "get of the Keating Five scandal" card too?

I spent a night in jail once many years ago, can I get a handjob from Greta Van Susteren?

Did the President of the US get woozy after playing grab ass with Misty May?

After playing a little grab ass with Misty May, the President had to be helped out of his seat at the Olympic stadium.




Laura seems to be used to this sort of thing, while Barbara seems a little mortified.

Obama tries his hand at a celebrity ad.

The Obama campaign submitted their celebrity ad and it tries to drive home the point that McCain is a phoney maverick, who has nothing to offer, unless you are filthy rich.



I recently spent some time in a leaning blue state and was amazed how often these commercials run, it's non stop, one after the other. My home base is in a solid red state and we never see any.

The guy with 11 houses wants you to know Obama is an elitist.

Hero of the wingnut elitist haters, John McCain who pulled himself up by his bootstraps after finishing in the bottom 1% of his class, and got into flight school thru his daddy's military connections, and parlayed his p.o.w. status into a new heiress cheerleader wife while dumping his disabled wife and his previous 4 children, wants you to know that the guy who was born to an interracial couple and worked his way up to become the first African-American President of the Harvard Law Review, is an elitist celebrity who wants to take your money.

Fear, fear, hate, hate. McCain '08.

Flip Flop? Now McCain says we are worse off than 4 years ago.

He also still claims to be a Maverick and says he will "take on" big oil.
So much for truth in Advertising.





"Senator McCain wants Americans to forget that during the Republican primary, he said that Americans were better off than we were eight years ago, and that he thinks we've made 'great progress economically.' He wants us to forget that he's fully embraced the Bush policies he once opposed, and bragged about supporting those policies 'more than 90 percent of time.' The truth is, being a maverick isn't practicing the same kind of politics we have seen from Washington for decades, it isn't having a campaign run by Washington lobbyists, and it's certainly not promoting the same policies that have led America down the wrong path these past eight years," said Obama campaign spokesman Bill Burton.

I do not believe this man has any idea what he is anymore.

I cannot stand to see his icky smile when he believes that he has said something clever.

It is kinda chilling.

John McCain wants you to look at his wife's boobies.

McCain talked to bikers in Sturgis yesterday, and he had this to say after his wife spoke up proudly about her sons. From MSNBC.com:

Taking back the microphone, McCain joked that he wanted her to enter the beauty contest held at the site, the Buffalo Chip campground on the edge of town.

“I told her with a little luck, she could be the only woman ever to serve as both the first lady and Miss Buffalo Chip,” McCain quipped.

Buffalo Chip has a reputation for that sort of thing. It holds a Miss Buffalo Chip contest every night, which is essentially a topless beauty pageant. And occasionally bottomless, too. During a drenching rain Wednesday night, the contest broke up into smaller groups and one woman wound up dancing naked on a bar top. Her boyfriend/husband saw her and angrily dragged her away as she struggled to put her pants back on and muttered something about how, “It’s only this one week a year.”


I am officially creeped out.

Who else ran on "Hope" and "Change"?

Ronald Reagan was "transformational." Things were bad and he gave the majority of the country "hope." Interest rates were sky high; the Iran hostage crisis was a blow to US pride and morale...






The 1982 recession was the worst since the Great Depression. He reversed gains on civil rights and fed and exploited racism. His budget policies created the homeless problem that still plagues us to this day. He had everybody shitting our pants that we would all be wiped out in a nuclear war. He reversed all of Carter's smart energy policies. His Central American policies were monstrous and murderous
He was a racist asshole who appealed to racists within the country to help him get elected. And the fact that he made a deal with Iran that they would hold the hostages untill he was elected president, the fact that he helped the Contras, a right wing paramilitary group, smuggle coke into the United States and aided them in selling it, or that he secretly sold arms to the Iranians when they were our declared enemy, or that he kicked mentally ill people out of hospitals onto the street is not really important. What's important is that he had a nice smile and photographed beautifully and is thought of with great fondness and nostalgia by the American people.

Oil prices continue to fall as America is still not expanding drilling. Wait...What?

Oil prices plunged to a three-month low Monday, briefly tumbling below $120 a barrel in another huge sell-off after Tropical Storm Edouard seemed less likely to disrupt oil and natural gas output in the Gulf of Mexico.

Crude's steep drop — prices fell more than $5 at one point during the day — dragged down other commodities from corn to copper and mimicked the big nosedives of the past three weeks, adding to growing beliefs that the oil bubble is running out of air.

I think we need to act now and start drilling before the price goes too low. After all if we don't drill over there....we'll have to......drill...............

The point is, WE WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN!

Limbaugh compares Obama to Donovan McNabb. Because that worked out so well for him before.

"This is an historical Obama campaign, for one reason. It's not because of his qualifications. It's for one reason only. It's his race. And they want to make history. They want to see they made it happen. To do that, they have to prop him up. They don't think he can do it on his own. They're ultimately discrimination artists. They're elitists. There's no question they want Barack Obama to win, precisely and exclusively because he's black. There's no doubt about it."


The hate never ends for Americas biggest blowhard.

I wish I could tell you that Morgan Freeman fought the good fight, and the air bag let him be. I wish I could tell you that.

but car accidents are no fairy-tale world.

Academy Award winning actor Morgan Freeman has been injured in car accident in Mississippi and is in a Memphis hospital.




Regional Medical Center spokeswoman Kathy Stringer says Freeman is in serious condition.

Obama actually has the nerve to talk about an issue in his latest ad.

What an elitist! America doesn't want all these facts and figures and those high fallutin' points and arguments. Where's Brittney and Paris?



And before I get the usual litany of "Marxism" and "Socialism" from my so called conservative fans, how come subsidies and tax breaks are ok when dealing with oil costs? How about the military costs spent to protect the oil companies interests, how about the environmental costs that we all pay.

Never mind, I've heard it all before.

Is he too Old to Lead?

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