If McCain wants to get childish, I say, LET'S DO IT!

John McCain today surveyed several beaches looking for potential off shore drilling sites. The 71-year old Presidential candidate seemed oblivious to the cameras following him or the fact that his underwear was falling down. McCain surrogates scrambled to spin the event saying, "McCain is fitting in with the common man, strolling the beach like many Americans do, not self-obsessed about his appearance of how "cool" he comes off.

Cindy must be dissapointed.

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Monkey faced Piglet born in China

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Note these important facts about algae:

1. Algae produce 100 times more oil per acre than traditional food oilseed crops such as soy, etc. (Note: Algae produces 4,000 gallons of oil per acre per year versus 50 gallons per acre for soy.)

2. Algae eat CO2, the major Global Warming Gas, and produce oxygen.

3. Algae require only sunshine and non-drinkable (salt or brackish) water.

4. Algae do not compete with food crops for either agricultural land or fresh water.

5. Algae can reproduce themselves and their oil every 6 hours, while it takes Mother Nature millions of years to produce crude oil in the ground.

6. Algae oil byproduct is a highly nutritious protein-rich food (30-50%), which will someday help feed the world.

Why are these men so happy?

Exxon Mobil reported second-quarter earnings of $11.68 billion Thursday, the biggest quarterly profit ever by any U.S. corporation. Shell was not far behind with 11.3 Billion.

As the Economy crumbles, it's mission accomplished for our executive branch of Government.

Will the politics of fear and hate that kept them in power in 2004 work again. There is no doubt we will find out as that is the only strategy that John McCain has employed.

The respectful campaign continues.

Another new ad Approved by Johhny Boy. Not one mention of what he'll do for America, just be scared of Obama.




I think I'll put up a ticker documenting how many days till John McCain starts running a respectful campaign.

Update:

Funny he uses Brittney Spears in this ad, remember this?

Obama has a problem with Women.

Says a guy who performs renditions of Popeye the Sailor Man in his underwear for prostitues and then sucks on their toes.

My favorite little troll Dick Morris just keeps giving me layups.

He writes
"According to the latest Fox News survey, Obama is winning among women under 40 by 13 points, but McCain is winning among women aged 41-45 by four points."

He bases his whole artice on this. First of all. It's a FOX NEWS survey! We've seen the push polling they have done in the past, I can only Imagine how this went down. And even after all those factors are considered they could only get a four point win for McCain.

Pathetic.

It's the Surge, stupid.

Barack Obama told House Democrats on Tuesday that as president he would order his attorney general to scour White House executive orders and expunge any that "trample on liberty," several lawmakers said.

Afghanistan's Ambassador to the United States trumpeted major portions of Barack Obama's approach towards his country on Tuesday, marking the second time in as many weeks that an official at the center of U.S.-Mideast policy has echoed the Illinois Senator's agenda.

The Nations top economic mind rally around Barack Obama and are eager to join his team and his vision of the future.



John McCain tells Larry King we had an easy victory in Iraq and if we would have done the surge sooner like he wanted we wouldn't have had all that mucky-muck.

Funny stuff John McCain can't see.

Cuz it's on the Internet! GET IT????

Joe Buck is a Neocon loon.

Oh, Joe it's... it's so difficult, I - You're a nice person, Joe, I- I- I should never have asked you up here, you're... You're a lovely person, really. Oh, God, I loathe life, I loathe it! Please go, please.

When did Jon Voight go all Dennis Miller and become so uncool. He has no argument to make other than the basic neocon fear mongering bullshit.

"The Democrats have targeted young people, knowing how easy it is to bring forth whatever is needed to program their minds. I know this process well. I was caught up in the hysteria during the Vietnam era, which was brought about through Marxist propaganda underlying the so-called peace movement.

There's not a cell in my body that can accept the idea that Mr. Obama can keep us safe from the terrorists around the world, and from Iran, which is making great strides toward getting the atomic bomb.

This is a perilous time, and more than ever, the world needs a united and strong America. If, God forbid, we live to see Mr. Obama president, we will live through a socialist era that America has not seen before, and our country will be weakened in every way. "


Frankly, you're beginning to smell and for a stud in New York, that's a handicap.

John McCain is always there for our troops.

Remember that pre-general election campaign pledges of an honorable, substantive debate John McCain promised. Let's tally up the honor.

"Barack Obama is responsible for High Gas Prices"

"Obama would rather lose a war than a political campaign"

and the trifecta....

"Obama doesn't care about the troops"



John McCain lied about his veteran's voting record saying, "I received the highest award from literally every veterans organization in America." The truth is, the recognition McCain has received from veterans groups is not "high awards" but failing grades

— Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America gave McCain a grade of D for his record of voting against veterans. (By contrast, Obama got a B+.)
– Disabled Veterans of America noted McCain’s dismal 20 percent voting record on veterans’ issues. (Obama had an 80 percent.)
– In a list of "Key Votes," Vietnam Veterans of America (VVA) notes McCain "Voted Against Us" 15 times and "Voted For Us" only 8. (Obama voted for VVA 12 times, and against only once.)

John McCain, me first.

McCain challenges Obama to callously dump his wife and kids for a hot heiress.

The McCain camp sees an opening. Noting that Barack Obama took McCain's challenge to go to Iraq and turned it into campaign gold, the new strategy is to dare him to do something that might have a negative influence on his run for the Presidency.


"When I came back from serving this country, I took it upon myself to do the most American thing a man can do, upgrade my wife. I'd like to see if my opponent has the patriotism to do the same." McCain said, outside an Ohio Sack and Suds convenience store.



"There are lots of beautiful young heiress' out there that are very available, If my opponent doesn't seize the opportunity that his rock star status is allowing, then he simply doesn't believe in the American dream." McCain added.


A spokesman for McCain also noted that the presumptive Republican nominee ditched his disabled wife and their four kids in his early 40's, so the clock is ticking on Mr. Obama.

McCain's campaign is thinking of introducing a challenge next week to Obama to get involved in a Savings and Loan scandal.

I took some acid.

When I look out into your eyes out there, When I look out into your faces, You know what I see?
I see a little bit of Obama, In each and every one of you out there.
Obama is everywhere, man!He's in everything. He's in everybody...
Obama is in your jeans. He's in your cheesburgers. Obama is in Nutty Buddies! Obama is in your mom!
He's in everybody. He's in the young, the old, the fat, the skinny, the white, the black the brown and the blue
people got Obama in 'em too
Who built the pyramids? Obama! Who built Stonehenge? Obama!
Yeah, man you see guys walking down the street pushing shopping carts and you think they're talking to allah,
they're talking to themself. Man, no they're talking to Obama! Obama! Obama!
Yeah man, you know people from outer space, people from outer space they come up to me.
They don't look like like Doctor Spock. They don't look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive.
They look like Obama. Obama!
Everybody in outer space looks like Obama. Cause Obama is a perfect being.
We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Obamaness
Soon all will become Obama. Everything everywhere will be Obama.
Why do you think they call it evolution anyway? It's really Obamalution! Obamalution!
Talk to it!
Call it up!
Say "Obama, heal me!"
"Save me, Obama!"
"Make me be born again
in the perfect Obama light"

Misogynst? Spiteful Jerk? Or just Johnny being Johnny?

I report, You decide.

The Fox Push Poll

Have you heard any of your friends and neighbors say there is something about Barack Obama that scares them?
Yes 49%
No 50%

Have you heard any of your friends and neighbors say there is something about John McCain that scares them?
Yes 36%
No 62%

Some people believe Barack Obama, despite his professed Christianity, is secretly a Muslim. Others say that is just a rumor and Obama really is a Christian as he says, and point out he's attended a Christian church for years. What do you believe -- is Obama a Muslim or a Christian?
Muslim 10%
Christian 57%

John McCain was held captive for five years in a North Vietnamese prisoner of war camp. Do you think that experience would make McCain a better president or a worse president?
Better 49%
Worse 11%
No Difference (voluntary) 33%

Do you think Barack Obama's trip to Iraq, Afghanistan and the Middle East is better described as a fact-finding trip or as a campaign event?
Fact-finding 19%
Campaign event 47%
Both (voluntary) 25%

Weekend "Blue" Video

Linda Ronstadt - Blue Bayou

Sean Hannity pegs the Douchebag meter.

I am loving the Wingnuts try to calm their legion's with some explaination of the overwelming success that Barack Obama has pulled off on his oversees trip.

Leave it to Hannity to outdo them all. He just theorized that the europeans and falling all over Obama because they hate America and they can see that he hates America too.

Stay classy Sean, stay classy.

McCain upstages Obama's Berlin speech in front of 12 people at a German Restaurant.

Well, done Sargent Surge, well done.



Before an enormous crowd, Democratic presidential contender Barack Obama on Thursday summoned Europeans and Americans together to "defeat terror and dry up the well of extremism that supports it" as surely as they conquered communism a generation ago.

Gulianni's son sues after getting kicked off golf team. Coach said he only was able to putt well on holes 9 and 11.

In other news Barack Obama is giving a speech in front of a large crowd in Germany today.

You know else spoke to large crowds in germany?




And some other guy with a funny mustache.....Bob Barr?

MILFtastic Alaska Governor, won't be McCain's VP.....DAMMIT!

I was hoping to see more of this hottie but there is a possible legislative investigation into Gov. Sarah Palin's firing of her former public safety commissioner who has said he felt pressure from the Palin family and members of her administration to dismiss a Palmer state trooper involved in a contentious divorce from Palin's sister. The governor has denied any such pressure was applied to him, saying the reason she replaced him was to take the Department of Public Safety in a new and more energetic direction.

Everyone now know that Robert Novak drives a black Corvette, don't know why that is relevant, but every story on it mentions it at least three times.
Oh Yeah, because he's an asshole.

From the NBC/WSJ Poll: Only 14% Of McCain Supporters "Excited"

They must have called during Matlock.

McCain has a new ad out which shows Obama and Castro, profiled side-by-side, above a quote from the Cuban leader praising the Illinois Democrat as "the most advanced candidate."

But the quote is misleading in regards to the actual political dynamics in play. For starters, since Obama became the de facto nominee, Castro has been critical of his candidacy, arguing that he has not called for serious alterations to U.S.-Cuban relations and would willingly allow the island nation to suffer from hunger. Obama, meanwhile, has criticized Castro as a repeated abuser of human rights and a tyrant whose time has passed.

Joe Scarborough is imagining me eating cheetos in my underwear. Creepy.

Merkel rebuffed Bushies back rub, seems to be open to happy ending from Obama.

German Chancellor Angela Merkel is an admirer of U.S. presidential candidate Barack Obama -- even though she has not yet met him in person.

Asked at a news conference on Wednesday what she thought of Obama, Merkel responded: "I would say that he is well-equipped -- physically, mentally and politically."

I guess it all depends on who you're following.

The King of AM Hate Radio never mentions McCain

Thrice divorced, Viagra swilling, probable pedophile and neocon nutbag Rush "Limpy" Limbaugh is spewing his bile all over his website, lamenting how Obama is getting all the coverage from the "Drive-By Media" and how this is going to backfire.

Doing a CTRL-F and searching for Obama on his website you get 15 finds.

Doing the same for McCain you get 0.

Here's Rush kissing his newest "Girlfriend"

Why does it look like she's saying, "How long do I have to funnel this old duffers golf pencil to get my payday?"

Despicable! McCain accuses Obama of sedition.

To some degree I have been feeling sorry for Grampa Walnuts, but no more. Today McCain agrily said Barack Obama would rather lose a war than lose an election.

I actually didn't expect this kind of crap to come this early or from the Mouth of McCain himself. He is now sunk to the level of the 527 groups. This is beyond his normal, "I served" and "I have more experience" bullshit.

While Obama is showing the world how classy and stateman he is, McCain is showing how petty, hateful and downright old he is.

Our brave soldiers are falling for the Hype

Obama gets mobbed by our troops in Iraq.




Even the military can't wait to get an intelligent and articulate Commander-in-Chief. He is getting star-treatment abroad, while MCBush is talking about the Iraq-Pakistan border, expelling the Soviet Union from the G8, speaking to President Putin of Germany and last but not least, looking forward to his visit to Yugoslavia.

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) outstupids herself

Michele Bachmann of Minnesota is a fun gal to keep an eye on.

She was recently quoted as saying:

"The fact of the matter is that Congress is standing in the way of $2-a-gallon gas. It is Speaker Pelosi and the House Democrats who are refusing to let common sense energy legislation come to the floor."

That's right: Bachmann says that we can cut the price of gas from over four dollars down to two, a change of more than 50%, by just opening up some new drilling. What wonderful news!

In the case of ANWR, a Department of Energy study this past May found that drilling there could potentially lower the price of a barrel of oil by a mere 75 cents -- only enough to lower the price of a gallon of gas by about two cents, and it would take until the year 2025. Proposed offshore drilling plans for other areas have yielded similar numbers, too.


In January Bachmann justified the conservative plan to give tax breaks to corporations — instead of working Americans — by arguing that people actually like working long hours:

"I am so proud to be from the state of Minnesota. We’re the workingest state in the country, and the reason why we are, we have more people that are working longer hours, we have people that are working two jobs."

And people wonder why it's going to be a bad year for the GOP.

Oil tumbles about $4 on speculation that Obamas goodwill tour will result in some free oil.

Foreign leaders are lining up to speak to the charismatic leader.

Barack Obama is meeting with the monarch of Jordan on Tuesday before holding an availability with his traveling press corps -- the first of his overseas tour. The Jordan Times details the stop.

The King and Obama are expected to discuss the future of Jordan-US ties and developments in the region, especially the Middle East peace process.

Follow up: Obama/Logan interview

Obama charms the pants off the world. McCain needs geography lesson.

Obama wooing general David Patreus.



Latest Clarification: Al-Maliki Supports Obama's 'US Troop Pullout By 2010'



Lara Logan, chief foreign affairs correspondent for CBS News, has landed the coveted first interview with Barack Obama while he’s abroad, according to sources familiar with the arrangements.

Meanwhile, the night before presumptive Democratic nominee Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) left for Afghanistan, Iraq and Western Europe for a tour of US bases overseas, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice issued a cable to US missions forbidding them from holding events for presidential candidates or arrange meetings for them.
Rice issued no such cable prior to foreign excursions by presumptive Republican nominee Sen. John McCain (R-AZ).

Bush refuses to refer to Obama by name. White House spokesman Scott M. Stanzel said Bush shies away from naming Obama because he does not want to be drawn into the thick of the presidential campaign. At the same time, he said, Bush strongly supports McCain.

And to top it all off John McCain said we need to secure the Iraq/Pakistan border today on a morning talk show.

I score it Obama 6 Rebublicans 0.

Michelle Malkin will boil your bunny.

Why does everything On Michelle's blog remind me of a desperately lonely jilted ex-girlfriend looking to twist every little thing into some kind of cataclysmic bombshell.




Obama: "Hey, the campaign trail is kinda dusty, mind if I get a drink?"

Michelle: OMG, what do you think this is, the Wild West? You think you're actually on a trial? You're so stupid!

Obama: I just mean that I've been so busy, I let myself get a little thirsty.

Michelle: You're so naive! You actually are so empty headed that you let yourself get dehydrated! And you want to be Commander in Chief?

Obama: Look, mind if I just grab a coke?

Michelle: I don't have coke. Those are Pepsis. What, you can't read? The messiah is illiterate?

Obama: Look, I've obviously caught you at a bad time

Michelle: Oh, so now I'm crazy! My god, you're so arrogant!

Obama: I never said you're crazy:

Michelle: There you go again! Flip-flopping on the topic of my craziness. Why don't you get your friend Rezco get you a soda? Huh? Why do you have to take MY soda, Mr. Elitist.

Obama: I'll gladly pay you for the drink

Michelle: OMG, you think you can buy me off? You think I need a hand out? Huh? Mr. Nanny state is going to give me a handout?? Why don't you go back to whatever country you were born in and leave us hard working Americans alone?

Obama: This was a bad idea.

Michelle: Oh, so you have bad ideas? And you want to be President? You are SOOOOOOO incompetent! Get out of my trailer.

The right wing leaders need to follow the Limbaugh principal.

Lately the Right wing heroes are letting their real message get out, which is basically, "Poor people suck."
Al Hubbard, architect of the Bush-McCain health plan, compares Americans' use of the health care system to shoppers who indiscriminately buy caviar while someone else foots the bill, just as Senator Phil Gramm exits as co-chair of John McCain's presidential campaign after calling America a "nation of whiners" in a "mental recession."



Remember it was Phil who made millions of of the Enron scandal and followed that up by making millions of the sub-prime mortgage loan debacle. I guess the people he screwed out of their retirement funds and homes just need to walk it off.
The master is Rush Limbaugh the king of AM hate radio who brilliantly says, 'My prediction is that the coverage of Obama on this trip will be oriented toward countering the notion he has no idea what he is talking about on foreign policy and defense issues and instead will prop him up as a qualified statesman,' Limbaugh told The Associated Press. 'McCain, on the other hand, is a known quantity on these issues and his position does not excite nor fit the mainstream media's narrative on Iraq and Afghanistan, so they simply ignore it and him.'
Awesome Rushbo! So, if Obama looks good on this trip, he says, "See, I told you so!" and If he looks bad he says, "See, I told you so!" and his idiot listeners jack off in unison.



Rush is a master at playing this game, he pats his listeners on the head, tells them they are smarter than those icky liberals, and all of their pain is because of them.
Meanwhile he signs a 400 million dollar contract. Brilliant.

Neocon nutball loons foam at the mouth over Obama's statesmanship.

I am really enjoying the press and the international goodwill Obama is getting overseas. It's like the world is shocked to speak to an American who isn't a complete boob. It gives my heart joy to see the right wing cry and blather about the coverage.



CBS New Veep Paul Friedman, wonders, "what are we supposed to do, go gin up some story about McCain to get some rough equality of airtime? I don't think so."

This strategy of daring Obama to go abroad has backfired.

Weekend "Blue" Video

Jackie Blue - Ozark Mountain Daredevils

John McCain Doesn't Know what he thinks.

Today in Kansas City John McCain was asked if he thought Barack Obama was a socialist.


McCain responds with a with a shrug, "I don't know."






'Mr. Hand, will I be President?' Gee, Mr. McCain, I don't know! You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to leave your words right up here for all my classes to enjoy, giving you full credit of course, Mr. McCain."

Dick Morris says the 3 day oil plunge is due to Bush lifting the ban on off shore drilling.

Forget the fact that there was a 3 billion barrel supply bump report that shocked oil analysts. Dick knows what's going on.

I have uncovered some rare footage of Dick Morris with his latest hooker.



Actually whats worse, this, or Dick singing Popeye the Sailor man in his underwear?

I report, you decide.

Weekend "Blue" Video

Behind Blue eyes - The Who

Stand up comedy should be left to the masters.

Here's McCain yesterday making a joke, you know it's bad when you are the only one laughing.



Obama does better, granted he had more to work with.




But, please, don't mess with the master.

Weekend "Blue" Video

Blue World - Moody Blues