Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Obama Puppy Ideas

The Obama kids were promised a new puppy if they are forced to go live in the White House which to them already smells like wet puppies. If he keeps his promise here are some ideas.




Here are a couple of Borzoi puppies, also known as The Russian Wolfhound. You can keep it in the back yard and see it from your house.












Pit Bulls are cute, just don't try to put lipstick on them or have Michael Vick over.












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Beagles are stupid, hard-headed, bark too much, but are so adorable. Name it Palin.













Terriers like to dig holes and hump everything that moves. The White House already had something like that 8 years ago.

20 comments:

Nikolita said...

Awesome. XD

Anonymous said...

hilarious

Anonymous said...

Dog/Owner look alikes - They'd needc to get whippets 'cause Obama's a skinny ass, fo'sho'!!!

Anonymous said...

No Siberian Huskies?

Although i guess that one doesn't have a convient joke.

Anonymous said...

HAHA YOU FUNNY!

Tim said...

I've had 2 beagles and they've been the smartest dogs I've had out of a total of 7. For stupid, hard headed, and adorable, go with boxers.

Elaine Vigneault said...

Beagles are NOT stupid.

PhillyChief said...

With all the talk of "inclusiveness", shouldn't he get a mutt?

I just hope he gets a proper dog, the kind you can't punt or fit in a purse.

Anonymous said...

YOUR FACE IS STUPID!!! lolwhut

Anonymous said...

That was a stupid article. Complet waste of time.

Anonymous said...

As an owner of 3 boxers, there is nothing stupid or hard headed about them. They are among the smartest dogs around, IF you are smart enough to guide them correctly. That said, I hope the Obamas don't get a boxer because all the media frenzy will cause this lovely breed to be too popular for all the wrong reasons.

Ruth I. said...

Why not Dalmations??? Black & white together. All mixed into one. Hahaha!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so bad!!

Anonymous said...

They should get a dog from a shelter or a rescue organization! It would set a good example for the whole country.

Anonymous said...

COME ON ITS OBVIOUS ..HE AHOULD GET A "BLACK & WHITE ALASKAN HUSKY" (for the black & white barrier we crossed & for the home state of Sarah Palin) AND NAME THE DOG "MAVERICK" (for the GOPs campaign naming)

Anonymous said...

They should get a mini dachshund: http://www.flickr.com/photos/ception/3004957854/

Anonymous said...

President Elect Obama et al,
My husband and I had great success at: www.petfinder.com. You can go to websites specifically for rescue dogs and choose your breed, color, age, gender, etc. I personally believe Maltese-mix dogs are perfect. They are hypoallergenic, small and cute. They are great in PAIRS!! :-)

atheists eat fish said...

Hilarious. Especially the comments. Everyone's upset that the the article is insulting beagles by comparing them to Palin. Ha. What a dumbass. Glad she's back in Alaska. Fetch, bitch (so-am I talking to the beagle or Palin? You guess).

Anonymous said...

You can vote of the first pup's name and breed at http://www.nameobamaspuppy.com.

Puppy for Obama said...

Vote for the next puppy in the White House on Puppy for Obama

Anonymous said...

Pitbulls are the best breed for protection and guad. They are also the BEST family dog. They are big babbies to the family and friends, but dont come in my yard. They wont like that!! But they think before reacting so they wont just eat you first, when trained correctly they will only listen to you. I have 3!

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